Here’s a recap – Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo have split up, and Tony has banned Jessica from his house.
Pretty humiliating, huh? Still, at least that’s as bad as things can get for Jessica Simpson, right? Because, come on, it’s not as if Jessica Simpson had spent months preparing to launch a new perfume inspired by her deep love for Tony Romo, is it? And it’s not like she was going to call it anything as retrospectively stupid as Fancy Love. Only a genuine idiot would do a thing as dumb as that.
What? Why has everyone gone quiet? Oh.
