Grown Up Gossip & Internet Villainy
Omar Sharif is a screen legend. He’s been in films. Big films. Y’know? The kind of films that make people go “Oooh! Oh yes, of course I’ve seen it! Yeah, it’s great. It was a while ago though, so I can’t really remember it”.
Basically, he’s been in very famous films that most people haven’t got ’round to seeing.
Doesn’t matter though. That’s because he could be now famous for (allegedly) slapping a woman across the face. That’s nice isn’t it?
Lady GaGa is just about the most interesting popstar on the planet right now. Deal with it. You don’t have to like her, but acknowledge the fact that she’s fun to have around. Compare her to the crashing bore Matt Cardle who just won The X Factor, and you realise that if you’re going to be needy for attention, you might as well be mental.
Of course, GaGa’s need for affection manifests itself in a number of peculiar ways. For the most part, it involves a series of outlandish outfits or, in some cases, barely an outfit at all.
As such, when GaGa bares her flesh, there’s people who assume that she’s asking for people to paw at her (they’re the kind of people who excuse sexual assault because a girl shows a bit of leg). And that’s exactly what has happened in Paris as a fan got a handful of GaGa’s boob while she was out and about.
There’s a propensity for soul singers to get fans on-stage and sing to them. We’re not talking about a thing similar to Bruce Springsteen getting Her From Friends up to dance around like pricks in videos – more like, Alexander O’Neil pinning women down to a bed and grinding all over them while sweatily crooning one off all over them in full view of the bleachers.
And Usher is no different. He gets fans up and pretends that he doesn’t feel in danger (presumably because he has trained simians with rifles in the light rigging) when faces with the great plebbish.
However, he should. Why? Well, while singing silky nothings in the ear of one lucky fan, she decided to kick him in the face. Lovely stuff.
Shocking news shockingly emerged to shock the world when it was revealed Megan Fox brutally snubbed a fan offering her a rose the other day.
While most of the shock was reserved for the fan himself, who looked like the 80s had truly never ended, some people reserved their shockedness for the one in the tight jeans from Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.
For you see, it is expected of movie stars to brave the crowds, to listen to their fans and to not (shockingly) ignore the offer of a yellow rose from someone who probably masturbates over pictures of you.
Shocker.
The sacrifices that David Copperfield has made for magic are huge – it’s meant that nobody can really trust him or his stupid haircut.
But, as great as those sacrifices are, they’re nothing compared to the sacrifice made by David Copperfield’s stagehand on Wednesday – he got sucked into a giant fan, broke his arm in three places and badly mangled his face up.
Still, at least David Copperfield was decent enough to visit the stagehand in hospital with a gift – a children’s magic set. Ah, all the fun of magic but with none of the screaming fear of death. What a gent!
Alyssa Milano is still quite famous. Don’t argue the point – just trust us here.
Not only did she star as Tony Danza‘s midget lover on the eighties sitcom Hey You Guys, Who Is The Boss Here?, but more recently she was also in some show where she played the ghost of Shannon Doherty or something.
We thought we might have some of those details wrong, but on review everything actually looks pretty accurate. Possibly.
But just because we don’t remember the specifics doesn’t mean nobody does – one fan, for instance, just walked miles and miles through some woods to try to force an in-house meeting with her.
An American Idol contestant infatuated with Paula Abdul enough to paint huge pictures of her has been found dead near Abdul’s home.
The body of Paula Goodspeed was discovered yesterday near Paula Abdul’s mansion in a car with a Paula Abdul-referencing license plate, next to pictures and CDs of Paula Abdul. It’s thought that Paula Goodspeed overdosed on prescription drugs, following a less successful suicide attempt near Abdul’s home earlier this year.
It’s sad news, and Goodspeed’s death might even make reality producers question their vetting process or treatment of contestants. Maybe they could just let Randy Jackson judge the next season of American Idol alone. After all, nobody can like him that much, can they?
Robert Downey Jr was known for some things, then everyone forgot who he was, then they remembered again.
And now that the people of the world once again recognise Robert Downey Jr in the street – and now that he’s likely off the smack and charlie – people are more likely to listen to him. So it comes as a nice big pile of fun when the man gets all ranty, decides he disagrees with just about everyone in the world and that he hates The Dark Knight, because it makes him feel ‘dumb’.
For once we don’t have to add much to that – it’s simply what he said in an interview with Movie Hole.
As Amy Winehouse was admitted to the hospital a few weeks back, the whole world waited in the lobby with tears in its eyes and worst case scenarios unavoidably running through its head.
Ours included Maury Povich getting scientifically cross-bred with a shark.
But then the doctor came out and told us she wasn't dying, she just had lungs filled to the tippy top with crack cocaine and cigarette butts. Is that what the doctor said? Well, we don't actually remember as we were too relieved to pay attention.
But she eventually escaped that hospital and flew all the way to Glastonbury, where she put on a super-human performance complete with bass lines, drum beats, and several introductions between a fan and her angry fist.
She punched a guy for either touching her boob or her hair, depending on who you ask. We have video.
A Bon Jovi fan has launched a $14 million (£7 million) compensation claim after he was paralysed at a gig in Edmonton, Canada.
Initial rumours suggest that Dennis Schulz suffered a dislocated spinal cord when he was crushed by an overpowering force of mediocrity that had been building like a whirlwind, reaching its destructive crescendo somewhere between the second chorus of Bad Medicine and the opening chord of Always. Schulz reached a level of boredom that scientists refer to as ‘The David Gray Effect’, where mind and body becomes so aware of the dullness of the immediate moment that the spine gives up on you, and tries to flee the body.
