Articles tagged with: fan
Shocking news shockingly emerged to shock the world when it was revealed Megan Fox brutally snubbed a fan offering her a rose the other day. While most of the shock was reserved for the fan himself, who looked like the 80s had truly never ended, some people reserved their shockedness for the one in the tight jeans from Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. For you see, it is expected of movie stars to brave the crowds, to listen to their fans and to not (shockingly) ignore the offer of a yellow rose from someone who probably masturbates over pictures of you. Shocker.
The sacrifices that David Copperfield has made for magic are huge - it's meant that nobody can really trust him or his stupid haircut. But, as great as those sacrifices are, they're nothing compared to the sacrifice made by David Copperfield's stagehand on Wednesday - he got sucked into a giant fan, broke his arm in three places and badly mangled his face up. Still, at least David Copperfield was decent enough to visit the stagehand in hospital with a gift - a children's magic set. Ah, all the fun of magic but with none of the screaming fear of death. What a gent!
Alyssa Milano is still quite famous. Don't argue the point - just trust us here. Not only did she star as Tony Danza's midget lover on the eighties sitcom Hey You Guys, Who Is The Boss Here?, but more recently she was also in some show where she played the ghost of Shannon Doherty or something. We thought we might have some of those details wrong, but on review everything actually looks pretty accurate. Possibly. But just because we don't remember the specifics doesn't mean nobody does - one fan, for instance, just walked miles and miles through some woods to try to force an in-house meeting with her.
An American Idol contestant infatuated with Paula Abdul enough to paint huge pictures of her has been found dead near Abdul's home. The body of Paula Goodspeed was discovered yesterday near Paula Abdul's mansion in a car with a Paula Abdul-referencing license plate, next to pictures and CDs of Paula Abdul. It's thought that Paula Goodspeed overdosed on prescription drugs, following a less successful suicide attempt near Abdul's home earlier this year. It's sad news, and Goodspeed's death might even make reality producers question their vetting process or treatment of contestants. Maybe they could just let Randy Jackson judge the next season of American Idol alone. After all, nobody can like him that much, can they?
Robert Downey Jr was known for some things, then everyone forgot who he was, then they remembered again. And now that the people of the world once again recognise Robert Downey Jr in the street - and now that he's likely off the smack and charlie - people are more likely to listen to him. So it comes as a nice big pile of fun when the man gets all ranty, decides he disagrees with just about everyone in the world and that he hates The Dark Knight, because it makes him feel 'dumb'. For once we don't have to add much to that - it's simply what he said in an interview with Movie Hole.
As Amy Winehouse was admitted to the hospital a few weeks back, the whole world waited in the lobby with tears in its eyes and worst case scenarios unavoidably running through its head.
Ours included Maury Povich getting scientifically cross-bred with a shark.
But she eventually escaped that hospital and flew all the way to Glastonbury, where she put on a super-human performance complete with bass lines, drum beats, and several introductions between a fan and her angry fist.
She punched a guy for either touching her boob or her hair, depending on who you ask. We have video.
A Bon Jovi fan has launched a $14 million (£7 million) compensation claim after he was paralysed at a gig in Edmonton, Canada.
Initial rumours suggest that Dennis Schulz suffered a dislocated spinal cord when he was crushed by an overpowering force of mediocrity that had been building like a whirlwind, reaching its destructive crescendo somewhere between the second chorus of Bad Medicine and the opening chord of Always. Schulz reached a level of boredom that scientists refer to as ‘The David Gray Effect’, where mind and body becomes so aware of the dullness of the immediate moment that the spine gives up on you, and tries to flee the body.
Noel Gallagher from Oasis is currently under police protection after a crazed fan burst in on the band during recording sessions at - wait a minute, Oasis still have fans?
Weird. Anyway, where were we? Oh yes - as Oasis were recording their new album at Abbey Road studios, a crazed stalker type apparently tried burst in on them, spooking them so much that they've hired a team of policemen to guard the studio for the time being. Not much is known about the identity of Oasis' new stalker, although he reportedly accused Noel Gallagher of ripping off all his music and lyrics for the new Oasis album during the encounter.
With that in mind, police are seeking to question Paul McCartney, John Lennon, any of Slade or a time-travelling version of Noel Gallagher from 13 years ago.
