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8 TV Deaths That Totally Made Your Hay Fever Flare Up

November 28th, 2013 By Rhiannon Davies

Game Of Thrones

Everyone knows that a TV show doesn’t truly become your favourite until it’s reached out of the television, ripped your heart out through your tear ducts, and chowed down on it with some fava beans and a nice chianti.?

Dig out the man-size Kleenex and a pint of full-fat cookie dough ice cream, because if you’re not a sobbing mess by the end of this list then you just might be a heartless shell, completely devoid of feeling. That, or a character in Game Of Thrones. In which case, welcome to the 21st Century and thank you for being able to stop feeling up your sister long enough to read this.

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People With No Real Problems Vow Never To Watch Family Guy Again

November 25th, 2013 By Rhiannon Davies

Family Guy

If you’re at the stage in your life where seeing a Family Guy spoiler might send you in to a violent rage, then you might want to look away now. Also, consider getting a hobby. Hiking, knitting, voyeurism. Anything at all.

Family Guy fans are foaming at the mouth after Sunday night’s episode ?killed off a beloved main character without any warning at all. These are the fans that were obviously shielded from all the evil in the world when they were youngsters, that weird kid who’s parents told them that Bambi’s mom went to live on a farm and Mufasa was just sleeping. Welcome to the real world, kids. It sucks.

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9 Trippy Cartoons That Make You Feel Like You're On Drugs

January 15th, 2013 By Tony McMillen

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Anyone who has watched thirty seconds of the Cartoon Network?s phenomenal animated program Adventure Time will tell you that the show is whackadoo insane and that watching it for even a slight amount a time will make you feel like you're on serious brain-splitting drugs.

They will then, if they have any amount of taste, tell you that they absolutely love it. This will also probably turn them into a proper fiend for the show and they?ll never miss another episode. Why is this? Because we love our cartoons, and we love them best when they're trippy, weird and when they make us feel like we're on drugs. Because we love the way drugs make us feel.

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Justin Bieber Buys Hideous Stewie Griffin Necklace For $25,000

May 27th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Justin Bieber has decided to show us all just how disgustingly wealthy he is by forking out $25,000 on a necklace. That’s right, a necklace. That’s many years of your benefits money, gone, just like that.

So what is this necklace like? It must be pretty good to be worth so many banknotes, right?

Well, proving that money can’t buy taste, the foetal hitmaker has got himself a piece of jewellery which is based on animated Family Guy talking baby Stewie Griffin, featuring 12 carats of rubies and diamonds. Not only that, but the mug designed it as well. You’d think for $25k, you wouldn’t have to do a thing for it! But no, this is a simpleton we’re talking about here.

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Seth MacFarlane Set To Completely Sully Memory Of The Flintstones

May 17th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Family Guy may well be one of the most dismal programmes ever aired on a television anywhere on Earth, but that didn’t stop Seth MacFarlane scraping the barrel even further with the miserable American Dad and further still with the joy-vacuum of The Cleveland Show.

Quite an impressive feat you might think. How on Earth is it possible to make something more grating and unfunny as Family Guy?

Well, unbelievably, he’s going to top all of that when he takes over, revamps and utterly sullies one of the greatest animated series in television – The Flintstones. And you thought that the live action flick with John Goodman was bad!

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Hecklerspray Holiday Review Round-up: Family Guy, Hurt Locker & District 9

August 5th, 2012 By David Scarborough

sonething-something-something-darksideChristmas is over, you've got those rubbish gadgets and books that you’ll never read and all you can think about is that ?20 voucher that your Gran threw at you.

Here are a few home video releases that you may have missed during the holidays:

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TV Review: FlashForward, Five, 28/09

August 5th, 2012 By Keith Emmerson

FlashForward, FlashForward reviewFlashForward is Channel 5’s hot new US TV show that literally some people are talking about.

The writers of FlashForward came up with the idea while cleaning their kitchen surfaces and thought to themselves, “Goodness! I wish I could fast-forward this arduous task!” A two minute pause followed. “Hold on…Flash kitchen cleaner, Fast-Forward…..FlashForward!”

Handily, that's also the premise of this new Lost-esque sort of sci-fi, but definitely action/drama, genre series.

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The Emmy Awards: Big TV Love-In Update

September 21st, 2009 By Josh Burt

Alec BaldwinLike movie stars and music moguls, television people like nothing better than an evening of expensive outfits, impressive golden statuettes changing hands, and beautiful faces all sitting around telling one another just how brilliant they all are at their jobs. It’s only a shame that such wonderful nights out don’t stretch into normal jobs.

We shall only ever dream of a day when undervalued stone masons and building site skivvies get to breeze around outside hotels shouting details of their suits/blouses to hysterical reporters. What a great day that would be.

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Look! It's The Trailer For The Cleveland Show: You Know, Him Out Of Family Guy

May 20th, 2009 By Matthew Laidlow

cleveland, The cleveland show, Cleveland trailer, Family GuyWhen news broke that Cleveland from Family Guy was getting a spin off show, it caused a flurry of reactions.

Some thought that the idea would suck donkey balls whilst others embraced the decision to make Seth McFarlane a little bit richer.

After months of speculation about this project ever seeing the light of day, a trailer has popped up for us to laugh at or complain about. Do we have the promo embedded in this story? Of course we do, and after the jump you\’ll be able to watch it! That's unless you've probably already seen it somewhere else.

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WEBTHUMP! Monday 20 April 2009

August 6th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

10 – Happy Monday! A man’s bitten his own penis off! – MSNBC

9 – Who wants to come here with us? It looks incredible – Jellymongers

8 – Octopuses: not only terrifying but POISONOUS – Livescience

7 – Gay babies. That’s all. Gay babies – Gay-Babies

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