Justin Bieber has decided to show us all just how disgustingly wealthy he is by forking out $25,000 on a necklace. That’s right, a necklace. That’s many years of your benefits money, gone, just like that.
So what is this necklace like? It must be pretty good to be worth so many banknotes, right?
Well, proving that money can’t buy taste, the foetal hitmaker has got himself a piece of jewellery which is based on animated Family Guy talking baby Stewie Griffin, featuring 12 carats of rubies and diamonds. Not only that, but the mug designed it as well. You’d think for $25k, you wouldn’t have to do a thing for it! But no, this is a simpleton we’re talking about here.
Family Guy may well be one of the most dismal programmes ever aired on a television anywhere on Earth, but that didn’t stop Seth MacFarlane scraping the barrel even further with the miserable American Dad and further still with the joy-vacuum of The Cleveland Show.
Quite an impressive feat you might think. How on Earth is it possible to make something more grating and unfunny as Family Guy?
Well, unbelievably, he’s going to top all of that when he takes over, revamps and utterly sullies one of the greatest animated series in television – The Flintstones. And you thought that the live action flick with John Goodman was bad!
Christmas is over, you’ve got those rubbish gadgets and books that you’ll never read and all you can think about is that £20 voucher that your Gran threw at you.
Here are a few home video releases that you may have missed during the holidays:
FlashForward is Channel 5′s hot new US TV show that literally some people are talking about.
The writers of FlashForward came up with the idea while cleaning their kitchen surfaces and thought to themselves, “Goodness! I wish I could fast-forward this arduous task!” A two minute pause followed. “Hold on…Flash kitchen cleaner, Fast-Forward…..FlashForward!”
Handily, that’s also the premise of this new Lost-esque sort of sci-fi, but definitely action/drama, genre series.
Like movie stars and music moguls, television people like nothing better than an evening of expensive outfits, impressive golden statuettes changing hands, and beautiful faces all sitting around telling one another just how brilliant they all are at their jobs. It’s only a shame that such wonderful nights out don’t stretch into normal jobs.
We shall only ever dream of a day when undervalued stone masons and building site skivvies get to breeze around outside hotels shouting details of their suits/blouses to hysterical reporters. What a great day that would be. Read More >>>
When news broke that Cleveland from Family Guy was getting a spin off show, it caused a flurry of reactions.
Some thought that the idea would suck donkey balls whilst others embraced the decision to make Seth McFarlane a little bit richer.
After months of speculation about this project ever seeing the light of day, a trailer has popped up for us to laugh at or complain about. Do we have the promo embedded in this story? Of course we do, and after the jump you’ll be able to watch it! That’s unless you’ve probably already seen it somewhere else.
Over the years we’ve been subjected to sex tapes by the gruesome likes of Gene Simmons, Colin Farrell and, in one particularly harrowing clip that we’ve never quite been able to scrub from our minds, Fred Durst.
But nothing – not even the hideous sight of Fred Durst pulling the camera round to his own face at the point of orgasm, could prepare us for this – it’s a Family Guy sex tape, and it’s possibly the most stomach-churning thing we’ve ever seen in our entire lives.
When Joanie loved Chachi it lasted exactly 17 episodes. When Frasier loved Niles it lasted even longer-ish.
When Skeletor remembered he had a mentor that had long ago been locked on another planet with He-Man’s sister, it was like a steel-toed boot to the nethers. But that’s just the risk of a spin off, now isn’t it? You think you’ve got a great product, but then Hordak shows up and kicks you in the jellies.
Unless the spin-off of which you speak belongs to Cleveland Brown of Family Guy fame. He, apparently, is on the threshold of carrying his own show.
Justin Bieber has decided to show us all just how disgustingly wealthy he is by forking out $25,000 on a necklace. That’s right, a necklace. That’s many years of your benefits money, gone, just like that.
Christmas is over, you’ve got those rubbish gadgets and books that you’ll never read and all you can think about is that £20 voucher that your Gran threw at you. 
FlashForward is Channel 5′s hot new US TV show that literally some people are talking about. 
Like movie stars and music moguls, television people like nothing better than an evening of expensive outfits, impressive golden statuettes changing hands, and beautiful faces all sitting around telling one another just how brilliant they all are at their jobs. It’s only a shame that such wonderful nights out don’t stretch into normal jobs. 
When news broke that Cleveland from Family Guy was getting a spin off show, it caused a flurry of reactions. 
