Boy George Guilty Of Chaining Up That Whore Of His Bald, fat, previously androgynous 1980s homosexual popstars, let this be a lesson - no beating up manwhores with a chain. We're being serious. It doesn't go down well at all. Boy George, king of the bald, fat, previously androgynous 1980s homosexual popstars, has been found guilty of handcuffing a Norwegian male prostitute to a wall, beating him with a chain and threatening to kill him, and now he's probably going to jail for it. It just goes to show - never copy Boy George. It was true when you decided to decided to grow those nasty white-boy dreadlocks and it's true now.

Boy George ‘Chains Up Male Hooker’, Gets Arrested

There's an unwritten rule in the male escort business  that says 'don't go to Boy George's house unless you want to be chained up and falsely imprisoned against your will', but don't ask us how we know that.

It's emerging that one male escort didn't heed this warning, and now Boy George has been arrested and charged with false imprisonment for it. Apparently Boy George and another man invited Norwegian escort Auden Carlsen into his home, chained him to a wall and promptly went about threatening him in all kinds of undisclosed ways.

Wait a minute, Boy George is gay?