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		<title>Pete Wentz Used To Have A Gay Old Time</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 13:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matthew Laidlow</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><img src="../wp-content/uploads/2008/05/pete-wentz.jpg" alt="Pete Wentz: not actually a vampire. Or gay, apparently." width="150" height="150" align="right" /><span><strong>If you&#8217;ve ever been to a wedding, or seen one on the TV, or in a film, or read about them, or just, well, know anything about them at all, you&#8217;ll know that before the happy couple can be officially married the priest will say: <em>&#8220;If anyone knows reasons why these two can&#8217;t be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace.&#8221;</em></strong></span></p>
<p><span>Whenever that&#8217;s said, you <em>know</em> if would be amusing for someone to stand up and say something &#8211; be it someone screaming: <em>&#8220;I&#8217;m pregnant with his child!&#8221;</em> or: <em>&#8220;he&#8217;s a wife beater!&#8221; </em>or even the ever-popular: <em>&#34;he gave me some kind&#8230;</em></span></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="../wp-content/uploads/2008/05/pete-wentz.jpg" alt="Pete Wentz: not actually a vampire. Or gay, apparently." width="150" height="150" align="right" /><span><strong>If you&rsquo;ve ever been to a wedding, or seen one on the TV, or in a film, or read about them, or just, well, know anything about them at all, you&rsquo;ll know that before the happy couple can be officially married the priest will say: <em>&ldquo;If anyone knows reasons why these two can&rsquo;t be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace.&rdquo;</em></strong></span></p>
<p><span>Whenever that&rsquo;s said, you <em>know</em> if would be amusing for someone to stand up and say something &#8211; be it someone screaming: <em>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m pregnant with his child!&rdquo;</em> or: <em>&ldquo;he&rsquo;s a wife beater!&rdquo; </em>or even the ever-popular: <em>&quot;he gave me some kind of incurable VD on his stag night, and he&#39;s quite possibly a vampire!&quot;</em></span></p>
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<p><span>Top pop mimer <strong>Ashlee Simpson</strong> must have been wondering where those people were at her recent wedding, though she probably didn&#39;t expect the holding-of-the-peace to be broken by her new husband. Hubby <strong>Pete Wentz</strong> has only gone and said that he used to indulge in a bit of man love, or holding-of-the-piece, as it were.</span></p>
<p><span>But before everyone accuses him of being trapped in the closet, he says it was done as a form of <em>&#39;sexual rebellion&#39;,</em> whatever that means.</span></p>
<p><span>Throughout the course of history it&rsquo;s well documented that various people in society have rebelled: back in the early 1900&rsquo;s, crazy </span><strong><span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emmeline_Pankhurst" title="Emmeline Pankhurst"><span>Emmeline Pankhurst</span></a></span></strong><span> and her gang of suffragettes battled for the female UK vote, <strong>Martin Luther King </strong>also fought (and died) for the right for black people to vote. These people tried to make a difference in a world they saw as patently unfair, in whatever way they could. What <strong>Pete Wentz</strong> has achieved through tonguing a couple of his own kind is beyond us.</span></p>
<p><span>Perhaps he did it as a part of dare when playing spin the bottle, or maybe he just wants to look a bit harder then he is. However, he doesn&rsquo;t help himself anymore when he refers to himself as <em>&#39;half gay&#39;.</em> </span><span>&nbsp;</span><span>Umm, unless it&rsquo;s us, isn&rsquo;t that someone who&#39;s bi-sexual, like the worldwide superstar <strong>Tila Tequila</strong>? You know someone who loves boys and girls equally and just wants to spread love like butter on a hot piece of toast?</span></p>
<p><span>Of the monumentous revelation, Wentz said:</span></p>
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<p><em><span>&ldquo;</span><span>When I said that I make out with dudes, there was a slight sense of sexual rebellion in that.&rdquo;</span></em><strong><span> </span></strong></p>
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<p><span>Grr, you go get them tiger!</span></p>
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