Facebook is a hive of shameless narcissism and self promotion. No profile is complete without the painfully posed shots of people having that ‘crazy nyt owt dat woz totally mad n that LOL!’

Or status updates that mistake themselves for mid-80s standup and invariably begin with ‘what’s with…’, before trying too hard to make a mundane observation into something entertaining.

There is another breed of Facebooker that doesn’t try at all to make themselves interesting.