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Kari Wuhrer Nude – Meet the Boob Queen of the 90’s (PICS + VIDEO)

Kari Wuhrer had mostly been known for her teenage roles in the early 1990s like Ariel Hunter in Beverly Hills, 90210. Although she retains her good looks through various plastic surgeries, her acting career is pretty much dead.

Her career started with MTV with shows like Remote Control, Class of ’96 and Swamp Thing. During her duration on her other gigs, she maintained an active role with MTV as a music video jockey.

Kari had gained a huge following of sweaty nerds when she starred as Tany in Command and Conquer: Red Alert 2. She had acted out the cutscene of the big breasted, dual pistol-wielding female commando. Needless to say, the was the most popular character in the video game franchise.

Charisma Carpenter Nude Photos Found – See Them Here! (PICS)

Charisma Carpenter has large heavy ass boobs that weigh on our mind. They’re not real but they’re somehow hotter because of that. No wonder everyone is trying to see her nude.

Maybe you know her from Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel. She was pretty big on most hot women list in the early 2000s culminating in a ten page nude photoshoot for Playboy in June 2004. Ever since that, she’s been appearing briefly in lots of TV shows like Sons of Anarchy, Supernatural, Charmed and CSI.

Kim Kardashian Totally Had An Inordinate Amount Of Sex With Kanye West

January 5th, 2012 By Robin Darke

It’s been such a difficult few weeks for poor Kim Kardashian. First her loving marriage breaks down in a record 72 days and had to deal with everyone and their petit chien saying that the marriage was a sham. Then her clothing line gets slated by lamb loving, angry at seal clubbing, children’s rights groups because they are supposed to be made in Chinese sweat shops.

And now it seems that Kimmy Kardash has been fiddling with someone else’s willy and balls while she was seeing Reggie Bush. It isn’t just any old two bit estate agent (or “realtor” as those crazy Yanks call them) though. Oh no, it’s douche-cock extraordinaire Kanye West isn’t it?

Get those smelling salts out.

Kim Kardashian To Follow Her Heart In 2012, Just As Soon As She Finds It

January 3rd, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Poor Kim Kardashian. Aside from being bafflingly influential and disgustingly wealthy, she’s had a troubling 2011. Remember people accusing her and her family of dealing with sweat shops? Remember her 40 second marriage to some hoop chucking dillweed?

Well, that’s all about to change!

Yessum, 2011 has taught Kimly Kim K that, if things are going to get better, then she has learned that she need ‘to always follow her heart.’ All she has to do now is grow one.

Crocodile Tears Over Brutal Chinese Sweatshop While Kim Kardashian Gets Moist For Kobe Bryant

December 22nd, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

The Klan Kardashian got a lovely message for the holiday season from a human rights organisation. Where they just exchanging pleasantries? Of course not. Human rights organisation are always serious, always fretting and forever shouting about stuff.

Assuming that they weren’t offering high-fives to the Kardashians, we have to ask: What have they supposed to have done now?

Well, some group in hemp hats claim that the reality TV dimwits’ clothing lines are manufactured in horrific Chinese sweatshops where the workers are ?abused and virtually imprisoned.? Still, at least Kim K is getting aroused. By brutal sweatshops or something else?

Kim Kardashian In Heartbreaking Boot Tragedy

December 6th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

As if Kim Kardashian’s awful and gut-wrenching break-up with Kris Thingummydumbass wasn’t awful enough – not only for her, but the entire watching, breathless world – she’s been rocked by a tragedy involving boots.

Did someone, possibly sick of her television antics, insert one into her backside with great force?

No. It’s far, far worse than that. Seriously. Read on for the most harrowing celebrity news story you’ll ever read in your entire life. Far worse than anything involving propofol or being filmed urinating on minors.

Watch As It Slowly Dawns On Kris Humphries That His Marriage To Kim Kardashian Was A Sham!

December 1st, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

The Kardashians are the closest thing America has to a Royal Family. Basically, they’re incredibly wealthy, do very little to earn it and are gigantically dislikeable yet still, we watch them when they’re on the TV, muttering swear words under our breath.

At least Americans don’t keep Kim Kardashian in velvet femidoms with their taxes like us gullible Limeys do.

Of course, with royalty comes sham weddings and of course, Kim K recently tied the knot with Kris Humphries who, bless his stupid thick skull, is only just working out that perhaps, perhaps, Kim Kardashian didn’t even vaguely love him and, in fact, used him as a breathing prop for her television show. Ain’t love grand?

Kim Kardashian’s Wedding WAS Staged According To Man

November 10th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

We all know that Kim Kardashian’s wedding was a big con. It’s as plain as the nose on her vaguely famous face. Still, we all let America have a moment with it because they wanted their own Tesco Value version of the Royal Wedding and no-one wanted to kill their buzz.

And now, the entire population of the United States of America is dazed and confused, unable to trust, bereft of loving thoughts because Kardashian’s marriage came to an abrupt halt and things seemed fishy. No. Not like that.

With the USA finally cottoning on that the whole thing was a TV induced sham, a man has come forward to underline that point with his Stabilo Boss highlighters. And this man is Jonathan Jaxson, a man who not only has a preposterous surname, but also, used to work as Kim’s publicist. This means he knows exactly what she’s like, right? RIGHT.

Weddings That Last Longer Than The Marriages Are Sooooo 2004

November 3rd, 2011 By hecklerspray staff

?Wanna get married??
?Alright (checks watch) but I can only do it for 72 hours.?
?Okay, cool, best get a move on then.?

This is obviously what Kris Humphries casually said to Kim Kardarshian over a pint down their local pub one night; both dressed in velour.

So, with a list as long as a human leg of celebrity marriages that we have so gullibly followed and photographed, why is another tits-up-wedding SO scandalous and shocking?

Kim Kardashian Says Wedding Was Not A Stunt, Even Though It Clearly Was

November 2nd, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Kim Kardashian is hurt because she has to defend herself from accusations that her wedding was a publicity stunt and she’s insisting that she would ‘never marry for a TV show’. Get that? NEVER.

This is Kim Kardashian who has somehow spun gold from dung, via a leak of a sex tape which looked for all the world like it was shared with the world byaccidentonpurpose.

And now, filing for divorce after 72 days of marriage, she can’t understand why people would think that the whole thing – which made her almost $18 million – is being viewed as a huge cash-grabbing scam.