Articles tagged with: failure to appear
DMX Arrested Again, Again, Again, Again, Again, Again, Again… Again.
Well thank all that is good and right in the world for DMX. In today's world of boring, pointless, vapid celebrities mincing around never doing anything, not causing any trouble and generally being thoroughly boring you could be forgiven for thinking that the entertainment that we, the public, rightly deserve from these fools is never going to come our way. Then DMX goes and gets a mega-whammy of arrests for a number of different reasons - granted, he's not going around stabbing people, but he is doing things that we're allowed to take the piss out of. Which is clearly much better for us. The most recent of DMX's failures to obey the law came about when the rapper didn't really manage to appear in court for an earlier arrest. Instead he went to hospital. Close, but not quite the right building. Must try harder.
Well thank all that is good and right in the world for DMX. In today's world of boring, pointless, vapid celebrities mincing around never doing anything, not causing any trouble and generally being thoroughly boring you could be forgiven for thinking that the entertainment that we, the public, rightly deserve from these fools is never going to come our way. Then DMX goes and gets a mega-whammy of arrests for a number of different reasons - granted, he's not going around stabbing people, but he is doing things that we're allowed to take the piss out of. Which is clearly much better for us. The most recent of DMX's failures to obey the law came about when the rapper didn't really manage to appear in court for an earlier arrest. Instead he went to hospital. Close, but not quite the right building. Must try harder.
