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This Just In: Nobody Really Likes Rosie O’Donnell Very Much
Last week was huge for Rosie O'Donnell - and not because it's the only week where everyone gets to eat as much as she usually does. Instead, it marked Rosie O'Donnell's big return to TV. Last week saw the premiere of Rosie Live - a big balls-out, unashamedly old-fashioned variety show hosted by Rosie O'Donnell. And Rosie Live would have been great, too, if only more than about four people watched it, and those who did watch it didn't hate it. So, with a heavy heart, Rosie O'Donnell took to the internet this weekend to announce that there would be no more Rosie Live. But, undeterred, Rosie O'Donnell has sworn to return to TV soon with a format that suits her better. Working titles for that show include Rosie's Hour Of Screaming, Rosie Puts You Off Your Dinner, Rosie Punches The Homeless, Rosie Kicks Down People's Doors With A Knife In Her Mouth and Not Rosie.
Last week was huge for Rosie O'Donnell - and not because it's the only week where everyone gets to eat as much as she usually does. Instead, it marked Rosie O'Donnell's big return to TV. Last week saw the premiere of Rosie Live - a big balls-out, unashamedly old-fashioned variety show hosted by Rosie O'Donnell. And Rosie Live would have been great, too, if only more than about four people watched it, and those who did watch it didn't hate it. So, with a heavy heart, Rosie O'Donnell took to the internet this weekend to announce that there would be no more Rosie Live. But, undeterred, Rosie O'Donnell has sworn to return to TV soon with a format that suits her better. Working titles for that show include Rosie's Hour Of Screaming, Rosie Puts You Off Your Dinner, Rosie Punches The Homeless, Rosie Kicks Down People's Doors With A Knife In Her Mouth and Not Rosie.
Paris Hilton Sued For Not Being an Attention-Grabbing Twit
Wait - so that's Paris Hilton we're talking about? The one that would sell her own mother if it meant she got an extra five seconds in the public eye? But she's getting sued for not promoting a film she was in? Well - stranger things have happened. There is also the chance that this is the first time in her life that Paris Hilton has done something that made sense, with the film in question being National Lampoon's Pledge This!. Why anyone in their right mind would bother having anything to do with what is an utter pile of pump we do not know, and when someone who doesn't come across as if she's in any kind of right mind knows to keep away from it then, well - you know something just isn't right.
Wait - so that's Paris Hilton we're talking about? The one that would sell her own mother if it meant she got an extra five seconds in the public eye? But she's getting sued for not promoting a film she was in? Well - stranger things have happened. There is also the chance that this is the first time in her life that Paris Hilton has done something that made sense, with the film in question being National Lampoon's Pledge This!. Why anyone in their right mind would bother having anything to do with what is an utter pile of pump we do not know, and when someone who doesn't come across as if she's in any kind of right mind knows to keep away from it then, well - you know something just isn't right.
