Hecklerspray » Factory Curtain Outlet http://www.hecklerspray.com Grown Up Gossip & Internet Villainy Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:30:51 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 Badvertising: Curtain Factory Outlet http://www.hecklerspray.com/badvertising-curtain-factory-outlet/200814276.php http://www.hecklerspray.com/badvertising-curtain-factory-outlet/200814276.php#comments Wed, 21 May 2008 13:00:22 +0000 C J Davies http://www.hecklerspray.com/?p=14276

What kind of story do you tell your kids?

The one about Goldilocks and the Three Bears, maybe? The timeless tale of Jack And The Beanstalk? Or that really silly, utterly implausible one about the guy who created the entire Earth in six days, can read your thoughts at all times and will strike you down with lightening if you touch your winky too much?

All very good. But none – none – are up to the standard of the Curtain Factory Outlet parable, as recited by this mother to a bewildered youngster.

Nice to see Matt Dillon still getting work, eh?



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