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Tiger Woods: Rachel Uchitel’s Boobs Get A TV Show

by Stuart Heritage on February 11, 2010 4 Comments

It’s best if you think of Rachel Uchitel as a kind of modern-day Cinderella. Only there’s no Prince Charming.

And there are loads of ugly sisters. And instead of a glass slipper it was Tiger Woods‘ veiny, worn-out todger that turned her into a beautiful princess. And, oh, hang on, wait – we think we just brought up a little bit of vomit. Sorry.

Anyway, the analogy holds true. Having it off with Tiger Woods has turned Rachel Uchitel into a star. She’s rich, she’s famous and now she’s got a job as a showbusiness correspondent on Extra. So good luck, Rachel – let’s hope you’re as good at presenting as you are at fellating married billionaires on the sly in return for a monthly retainer! Allegedly.

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You There! Sing Your Way Onto Hollyoaks!

by Stuart Heritage on February 7, 2008 0 Comments

Hollyoaks Sound Of Music Karaoke contest extraEnjoy karaoke? Like mingling with several beautiful people who all look identical? A fan of nun-based musicals?

Then have we got an offer for you! Thanks to Andrew Lloyd Webber deciding that someone from Hollyoaks – we don't know which one, they all look so similar – is to be the new Maria in The Sound Of Music, Hollyoaks has decided to do a Hollyoke competition, where the winner will end up being an extra on Hollyoaks and hanging out with all the famous Hollyoaks stars like Jambo and Bombhead and that boy who got bum-raped on a car.

But to even stand a chance of becoming a Hollyoaks extra you need to upload a video of you performing karaoke to one of a handful of songs. Your video will be judged by the Hollyoaks cast and the winner will end up hanging around on the set of Hollyoaks, unsuccessfully trying to convince themselves that they're even a tenth as attractive as anyone else there, even the hairy-cracked on-set carpenter.

If you want more information on how to enter, then visit the Hollyoaks Hollyoke page. Good luck. 

Enjoy karaoke? Like mingling with several beautiful people who all look identical? A fan of nun-based musicals? Then have we got an offer for you! Thanks to Andrew Lloyd Webber deciding that someone from Hollyoaks - we don't know which one, they all look so similar - is to be the new Maria in The Sound Of Music, Hollyoaks has decided to do a Hollyoke competition, where the winner will end up being an extra on Hollyoaks and hanging out with all the famous Hollyoaks stars like Jambo and Bombhead and that boy who got bum-raped on a car. But to even stand a chance of becoming a Hollyoaks extra you need to upload a video of you performing karaoke to one of a handful of songs. Your video will be judged by the Hollyoaks cast and the winner will end up hanging around on the set of Hollyoaks, unsuccessfully trying to convince themselves that they're even a tenth as attractive as anyone else there, even the hairy-cracked on-set carpenter. If you want more information on how to enter, then visit the Hollyoaks Hollyoke page. Good luck.