We don’t know about you, but the tragic death of a youngster sure does make us salivate for money.
And we’re not the only ones, either, thanks to the genius of Tarino Lightbourne. Tarino Lightbourne was the first paramedic to arrive following the fatal seizure of John Travolta and Kelly Preston‘s 16-year-old son Jett earlier this month. And then, it’s alleged, he tried to extort $25 million from the boy’s grieving parents.
For apparently masterminding this John Travolta plot, Tarino Lightbourne has been charged with conspiracy to extort. Paramedic? Pah – the man was clearly born to be a bloody Bond villain.
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Footballers often come in for a lot of criticism because they earn obscene amounts of money and are all dumber than dust.
But not all footballers fit this stereotype. Look at Brazilian football ace Ronaldo, for example – sure, he’s neck-deep in cash from playing for AC Milan, but you can’t call him stupid. Why, earlier this week Ronaldo displayed his dazzling intellect by picking up three prostitutes as soon as his girlfriend had turned his back. Three prostitutes that turned out to be men. But just because Ronaldo can’t tell the difference between men and women, it doesn’t mean that he’s stupid.
Oh, who are we kidding, yes it does. It means Ronaldo is probably the most dribblingly stupid cack-brained single-digit-IQed crosseyed dunderhead ever to pull a radio to pieces to see where the little talking men are hiding. Probably.
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