What happens when people convince a complete bozo that he’s a shaman and a poet? Well, in the case of Jim Morrison from The Doors, they repay you with cod-psychedelic twaddle, alcoholism, abuse, a death-wank in the bath and occasional flashes of the penis.
Great. He’s a real rock hero isn’t he? All brainless and sinew, just desperate to shock you with 6th form poetry and stinking leather trousers.
Of course, the only decent thing he ever did was to get his flaccid member out, because that’s just about the only honest thing he ever did in his faux-bohemian life… and now, thanks to a pardon, he may have never even done that, thereby, rendering him pointless. Read More >>>
As if the business of Rob Lowe suing three former employees for extortion wasn’t complicated enough, now there’s a doozy of a countersuit.
And we mean, it’s a doozy. Rob Lowe’s 24-year-old former nanny Jessica Gibson has hit back at Lowe with a lawsuit of her own that claims Rob Lowe alledgedly kept exposing himself to her, tried repeatedly to shove his hands down her knickers and grabbed her buttocks in all kinds of different ways.
This quarrel between Rob Lowe and his nanny is turning into an expensive game of he said/she said that’ll leave no reputations intact whatsoever. Having said that, though, perhaps it’s all a mix-up – perhaps Rob Lowe was only grabbing Jessica Gibson’s buttocks so he could see how dreamy it made his forearms look. That’d certainly make more sense.
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