David Blaine Idiot Update: Exploding Head Imminent David Blaine's big new stunt - the one where he hangs upside down for a while and then stops and goes home - is fully underway in New York. And it seems to be a case of so far so dull because despite what all those elaborately-named doctors seemed to think yesterday, David Blaine hasn't gone blind yet. Nor has blood started seeping from his tear ducts. He hasn't even coughed up a single internal organ yet. David Blaine is rubbish. We want our money back. Or maybe we should wait a while, because David Blaine has revealed that being upside down makes him think that his "head's about to explode." Yeah, well that's nothing. We once ate three bunches of grapes in one go and it made us feel like our bum was going to explode, but you don't hear us banging on about it, do you?