Articles tagged with: Expecting
Matthew Broderick & Sarah Jessica Parker: Unprotected Sex In The City
You know at the end of that 1999 Godzilla remake how even though the monster was dead, it still left big, green eggs all the heck over the place? Well Matthew Broderick's character was probably all "Oh eff! What the effing eff!" But it ended up he needn't have worried because the film flopped, graciously preventing a tired-already franchise from getting off the ground. The thing is - it appears he may have stopped worrying too soon about little lizard babies. Because his possibly-reptilian wife's southern regions are about to be torn asunder with twins.
You know at the end of that 1999 Godzilla remake how even though the monster was dead, it still left big, green eggs all the heck over the place? Well Matthew Broderick's character was probably all "Oh eff! What the effing eff!" But it ended up he needn't have worried because the film flopped, graciously preventing a tired-already franchise from getting off the ground. The thing is - it appears he may have stopped worrying too soon about little lizard babies. Because his possibly-reptilian wife's southern regions are about to be torn asunder with twins.
Clay Aiken Impregnates 50 Year Old Woman Who’s Really Been Asking For It
Gay community – red rover red rover send Clay Aiken on over! Because a woman is currently pregnant with his child. That’s right, we said a woman is currently pregnant with Clay Aiken’s baby – a female woman too, not the cheap kind with the snap-on lady parts. Not only did he render a woman with-child using nothing but the powers of his magic mind, but it’s some 50-year-old woman too – one who mathematically speaking should have been barren at least 20 years ago. But why isn’t she barren? We don’t know – but we assume it has something to do with her rubbing stereo speakers all over her woo-woo while Measure of a Man plays on repeat in the cassette player. And we want you all to know we’re serious about that too – Africa’s population is currently booming for that same Aiken woo-woo rubbing reason - it really works!
Gay community – red rover red rover send Clay Aiken on over! Because a woman is currently pregnant with his child. That’s right, we said a woman is currently pregnant with Clay Aiken’s baby – a female woman too, not the cheap kind with the snap-on lady parts. Not only did he render a woman with-child using nothing but the powers of his magic mind, but it’s some 50-year-old woman too – one who mathematically speaking should have been barren at least 20 years ago. But why isn’t she barren? We don’t know – but we assume it has something to do with her rubbing stereo speakers all over her woo-woo while Measure of a Man plays on repeat in the cassette player. And we want you all to know we’re serious about that too – Africa’s population is currently booming for that same Aiken woo-woo rubbing reason - it really works!
