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The Famous Ones From Glee Are Leaving, Which Means You’ll Stop Watching It

July 14th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Massive news. Seriously. Forget all that News Corp guff. This is the biggie. Honest it is. We’re literally coming down with a dose of The News. Basically, Bigger Than The Beatles, Glee, is going to lose its two biggest stars.

Stars that just happened to be shaped exactly like Lea Michele and Cory Monteith. And someone called Chris Colfer.

This trio are going to make a hasty exit at the end of season three, presumably getting off before people grow tired of the show and stop watching it. Which you will. Despite what you say, you’ll soon give up on it and say “it’s not as good as it used to be”, despite the format remaining exactly the same forever and ever, amen.

The Queen Vic to Set On Fire in Eastenders Tonight And Barbara Windsor Says Goodbye

September 9th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

Whoever has been looking after Eastenders lately wants a pat-on-the-back. It’s been one of the most gloriously trashy things ever shown on TV. Lucas The Bad Pastor was fun, but completely obliterated by the fall-down hilarious antics of Phil Mitchell The Crack Head.

Phil – with his brilliantly pink head – has been wobbling around on our televisions, shouting random words in what appears to be the world’s worst (but funniest) impression of Father Jack from Father Ted. All soundtracked by The Who of course.

Most recently, his stint while locked in the back of a van saw Phil Mitchell doing an impression of The Incredible Hulk. “PHIL HIGH! PHIL SMASH!” The supporting cast stood stifling their laughs whilst holding baseball bats. It was astonishing TV.? And it’s with this that we see cornerstone of Albert Square going up in flames.

Newsflash! Josie Walks Out Of The Big Brother House!

August 26th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

JOSIE WALKS OUT OF THE ULTIMATE BIG BROTHER HOUSE

This afternoon Josie walked out of Ultimate Big Brother house via the fire exit in the garden after deciding the experience was all too overwhelming for her (and underwhelming for us).

And as luck would have it, one of the first people she should meet when she escaped through the camera runs was John James in the Big Brother car park, as he had been visiting the Big Brother compound to record a message to give to Josie.

Ian Wright Leaves Worst TV Show Ever Aired

August 13th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

Live From Studio Five is an astonishing piece of television. Imagine, if you will, a bunch of rank amateurs all talking inanely at the same time without ever coming up for air. It’s like listening to every blog ever written being read out simultaneously. It’s enough to make your ears curl in on themselves.

Without doubt, the worst presenter on the worst show ever made was Ian Wright. Here we have a man that has yet to realise that volume and frequency doesn’t always correlate with true and fair.

And now it looks like he’s gone and thrown his toys out of the pram and will not appear again on Live at Studio Five, his spokesperson announced today.

A nation mourns no doubt.