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Amy Winehouse: Now Responsible For Educating Toffs
Amy Winehouse might look like a scab-covered drug addict on a misery-filled plunge into self-destruction, but really she's just the new Sir Walter Raleigh. It's true - ask anyone from the 1570s what the big news of the day was and they'll tell you it was Sir Walter Raleigh crawling round Camden on his hands and knees all shitfaced on Ketamine with a crazy Marge Simpson wig balanced precariously on top of his head. That's why Amy Winehouse and Sir Walter Raleigh are so alike. Oh, and also there's a Cambridge University English paper asking students to compare Amy Winehouse's lyrics to As You Came from the Holy Land by Sir Walter Raleigh. Students, here's a clue - the one that breaks off in the middle to shout "Blakey! My BLAAAAAAAKE!" at nobody in particular probably isn't Sir Walter Raleigh.
Amy Winehouse might look like a scab-covered drug addict on a misery-filled plunge into self-destruction, but really she's just the new Sir Walter Raleigh. It's true - ask anyone from the 1570s what the big news of the day was and they'll tell you it was Sir Walter Raleigh crawling round Camden on his hands and knees all shitfaced on Ketamine with a crazy Marge Simpson wig balanced precariously on top of his head. That's why Amy Winehouse and Sir Walter Raleigh are so alike. Oh, and also there's a Cambridge University English paper asking students to compare Amy Winehouse's lyrics to As You Came from the Holy Land by Sir Walter Raleigh. Students, here's a clue - the one that breaks off in the middle to shout "Blakey! My BLAAAAAAAKE!" at nobody in particular probably isn't Sir Walter Raleigh.
Jamie Lynn Spears No Longer A Pregnant Schoolgirl
Bad luck perverts - just when you were getting around to thinking that there was something arousing about Jamie Lynn Spears being a pregnant schoolgirl, she goes and lets you down.
No, Jamie Lynn Spears hasn't given birth, instead she's passed her high school equivalency GED exam. So, freed up from the stigma attached to being a pregnant schoolgirl, Jamie Lynn Spears can now stretch out her horizons and become the plain old pregnant non-schoolgirl teenage strumpet with a bleak regret-filled future that she's always longed to be.
Congratulations Jamie Lynn. Live the dream.
