Ewan McGregor - HecklerSpray

I Love You Phillip Morris – DVD Review

August 5th, 2012 By David Scarborough

Jim Carrey?s gurning ways don't quite hold the same box office potential that they once did. The once elastomug has had to put the teeth aside in recent years.

Make no mistake, I Love You Phillip Morris is not a return of the Funster. Carrey plays Steven Russell, a policeman, Christian and a doting? husband to a more than perfect wife. It's an idyllic lifestyle, one that has a couple of minor snags.

Mainly that Steven is a raving homosexual. It's something that he doesn't fully embrace until a car crash, giving him a new lease of life. His epiphany: breaking the law to support a super-luxurious lifestyle. You go girl!

WEBTHUMP! 10 March 2010

August 6th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

10 – Ewan McGregor continues to be fairly unlikeable – AmyGrindhouse

9 – Bye bye (most of) Hollyoaks – WatchWithMothers

8 – Want to get paid to be the lowest rung of the Pocket TV food chain? Here’s Not Simon Amstell with details – YouTube

7 – THIS DINOSAUR WILL EAT YOU! – Geekologie

Will Ferrell Earns Much More Money Than He Should: Official

November 19th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

This is just a hunch, but we’re expecting Will Ferrell to be named as People‘s sexiest man alive next year.

Because, seriously, that man is loaded. He gets paid so much money. Too much money, in fact. And he doesn’t deserve a bloody penny of it. That’s according to Forbes, at least – Will Ferrell has come out on top of a list 0f Hollywood’s most overpaid stars. The list claims that Will Ferrell only earns his investors a return of $3.29 for every dollar he’s paid.

Why such a poor figure? Well, it’s partly because Land Of The Lost flopped, partly because comedy is notoriously difficult to sell around the world and partly because Will Ferrell has cold dead eyes and a rapist’s haircut. Possibly.

Thousands Of Non-Prostitute Masseuses Vie For Ewan McGregor’s Head

March 24th, 2009 By Shawn Lindseth

Whenever hecklerspray finds itself watching a film starring Ewan McGregor, we usually end up staring at his scalp.

It’s a clean scalp. it’s a healthy scalp, and we just really want to touch it. Not with our hands, of course – with a plank. We think it’d do good for both him, and his career. It’s a common thought, you know. People want to touch his head all the time.

That’s why a bunch of airport-masseuses recently had a throw down. Ewan walked in for a head massage and they all wanted to give it to him. It’s unknown how things got settled, but we bet the actor ended up with mayonnaise saturating his hair, cucumber-slices prying his eyes open, and free-range dung beetles nesting in all his body holes.

Our mother told us about the goings-on in those horrible places. They’re all dens of sin.