Articles tagged with: Ewan McGregor
Thousands Of Non-Prostitute Masseuses Vie For Ewan McGregor’s Head
Whenever hecklerspray finds itself watching a film starring Ewan McGregor, we usually end up staring at his scalp. It's a clean scalp. it's a healthy scalp, and we just really want to touch it. Not with our hands, of course - with a plank. We think it'd do good for both him, and his career. It's a common thought, you know. People want to touch his head all the time. That's why a bunch of airport-masseuses recently had a throw down. Ewan walked in for a head massage and they all wanted to give it to him. It's unknown how things got settled, but we bet the actor ended up with mayonnaise saturating his hair, cucumber-slices prying his eyes open, and free-range dung beetles nesting in all his body holes. Our mother told us about the goings-on in those horrible places. They're all dens of sin.
Whenever hecklerspray finds itself watching a film starring Ewan McGregor, we usually end up staring at his scalp. It's a clean scalp. it's a healthy scalp, and we just really want to touch it. Not with our hands, of course - with a plank. We think it'd do good for both him, and his career. It's a common thought, you know. People want to touch his head all the time. That's why a bunch of airport-masseuses recently had a throw down. Ewan walked in for a head massage and they all wanted to give it to him. It's unknown how things got settled, but we bet the actor ended up with mayonnaise saturating his hair, cucumber-slices prying his eyes open, and free-range dung beetles nesting in all his body holes. Our mother told us about the goings-on in those horrible places. They're all dens of sin.
