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Celebrity Big Brother: LaToya & Tommy Get Shoved Out

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Wow, we got so caught up in the excitement of Celebrity Big Brother‘s 20th interminable day yesterday that we totally forgot to mention the double eviction.

Well, there was a double eviction on Celebrity Big Brother, yesterday with LaToya Jackson and Tommy Sheridan getting the chop because nobody likes them. Or because nobody realised they existed, in Tommy Sheridan’s case. Either way, they’ve gone. Please let it affect your life accordingly.

So, with a clear run to Friday’s final, who’s going to win Celebrity Big Brother? Here’s our take on the matter, for Terry Christian…

Celebrity Big Brother: Get Rid Of Michelle Heaton? Nice Idea

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

As we speak, Celebrity Big Brother is gearing up to evict its second housemate tonight – but who will it be?

Ulrika, Michelle, Mutya and Tina are all facing the chop tonight, which some say proves that the housemates this year are all misogynists. Not so, we say, because LaToya Jackson wasn’t nominated. Unless you count LaToya Jackson as a sort of half-robot, half-reptile, half-ghost hybrid, that is. Which we do. We’re not sure what our point is here.

Anyway, we’ve looked at Mutya, Ulrika and Tina, so here’s what we think of Michelle Heaton’s chances. Ready?

Celebrity Big Brother: Tina Malone Evicted Tomorrow?

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

With four housemates up for nomination, this week’s Celebrity Big Brother eviction could go either way.

Well, we say either way. It’s unlikely to go the way we want it to go, which involves Mutya, Michelle, Tina and Ulrika all being evicted and the remaining housemates being set on fire. But, within the parameters of the law, the Celebrity Big Brother eviction could go either way.

Yesterday we looked at the eviction chances of Mutya and Ulrika, and today we’re going to have a butchers at Tina Malone. Excited? Good.

Celebrity Big Brother: Ulrika Jonsson Booted Out Tonight?

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Well this is exciting – the end of Celebrity Big Brother‘s first full week. And any week where Terry Christian dresses up as a king and zips about on a midget’s mobility scooter is a good week, right?

But the Celebrity Big Brother dream is going to end tonight for either Ulrika Jonsson or Lucy Pinder, after they were nominated for eviction for having a raging ego and all the talent of a shoebox respectively. One of them has to go, but who?

We looked at Lucy Pinder yesterday, so here’s Ulrika Jonsson’s chances of Celebrity Big Brother survival…

Celebrity Big Brother: Lucy Pinder Out Tomorrow?

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

The first eviction of Celebrity Big Brother 2009 takes place tomorrow – it might be 10 evictions too few, but let’s not split hairs right now, eh?

Facing the chop from Celebrity Big Brother tomorrow night are Lucy Pinder and Ulrika Jonsson – so a woman paid to get her boobs out in public and a woman paid to tell everyone about all the people she’s ever got her boobs out for in private. Exciting!

So who do we think will be evicted from Celebrity Big Brother tomorrow night? Let’s start by looking at the chances of Lucy Pinder, shall we?

Big Brother Betting Odds: Lisa Out Tonight?

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

What’s happened on Big Brother since the great big public nomination/money quiz of Wednesday night? Nothing, that’s what.

Phew. We don’t know about you, but this whole ‘stuff actually happening on Big Brother‘ malarkey freaked us out. For a second there we thought Big Brother was going to do stuff every single day instead of occasionally punctuate 80 days of morbid tedium with a sloppily thought-out gameshow containing approximately zero tension. Thanks Big Brother. Don’t go changing.

But anyway – it’s Lisa and Sara up for eviction this week, and we looked at Sara’s chances yesterday, so here are the Big Brother betting odds for Lisa’s eviction, with help from Paddy Power…

Big Brother: Sara & Lisa Up, Both Quite Rich Now

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Well it took 84 days, but Big Brother finally got exciting last night. Well, maybe exciting isn’t the word. Something happened on Big Brother last night. Does that count?

In what has to be a nudge to the British public to remind everyone that it still existed, last night Big Brother made the remaining housemates nominate each other face to face on live TV. Then Sara and Lisa – the two housemates with the most votes – had some sort of convoluted quiz thing to go through before one of them won £50,000. Except they both ended up splitting the prize in two and doing a kind of piggyback thing around the room for a bit. They’re still up, though.

Are you still with us? Sara and Lisa are still up for Big Brother eviction tomorrow. That’s the important part. Well, maybe important isn’t the word…

So who’ll go tomorrow? Here are the Big Brother betting odds for Sara to win the show, with help from Paddy Power…

Big Brother Betting Odds – Last Time We Have to Say it: Nicole Out, Please.

March 25th, 2009 By Ian Dransfield

Well, it’s the day of evictions once again and we can’t wait to see what reaction Nicole will get.

Okay so technically she hasn’t been booted out yet, but if she doesn’t go then we won’t be happy and we’ll blame everyone in the country – nay – the world for letting us down. It has to make the most sense anyway – Nicole‘s an arse, whereas Sara‘s hot and Lisa‘s comically insane – there’s no point in keeping the spoiled brat.

If you do want to risk some money, or make very little back from a huge bet, feel free to make your way to Paddy Power and check out their latest odds.

Big Brother Betting Odds – Nicole Out Tomorrow, Please. We’re Not Joking.

March 25th, 2009 By Ian Dransfield

It’s every woman for herself in the Big Brother house this week with outsiders Nicole and Sara up against one of the front-runners Lisa.

There’s no Kat fight and welsh teacher Rachel has survived Lisa‘s scornful looks for another week – but for the other three, it’s claws out, let the bitch fest begin.

So who will be trying to avoid that up-skirt shot (or not, as the case may be with Sara and Nicole) as they climb the BB steps to instant, bright-burning but inevitably short-lived 15 minutes of fame?

One of Lisa, Sarah or Nicole will be ousted – and about time, too. If we could get them all out, we would. The public will decide, of course – and the least favourite housemate will be thrust into the limelight and onto Davina’s couch on Friday. Check with Paddy Power to see how your decision can help net you a bit of cash too.

Big Brother Betting Odds – Stu Out Tonight, Mikey Still on to Win?

March 25th, 2009 By hecklerspray staff

So it’s between Stuart and Rachel tonight – hardly a heavyweight contest, is it? It should only go one way.

Stu should be climbing the steps before the night is out and here’s hoping Rex will be thoroughly confused by the whole thing.

Rachel‘s tears over the dead goldfish – and Nicole‘s laughter at her reaction showed them both up for what they are.

Okay, so tears over a dead goldfish do seem slightly over the top – but Nicole’s smug ‘she’s crying over the goldfish’, snigger, snigger signposted the bitch for what she is.

Stuart wants to go, of course, He’ll be pleased as punch if he walks tonight. But the house will have to realise that Rachel is a real contender this time around.

So, with time slowly running out – who do Paddy Power think is still in the frame for the title this year?