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Celebrity Big Brother: Michelle Heaton’s Gone At Last

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

It took a while to get going, but finally it looks like there’s no stopping the Celebrity Big Brother evictions.

On Friday Tina was evicted and Mutya walked out, and then yesterday a surprise eviction took place, with Michelle Heaton getting the chop. So that’s the last of her crying we’ll hear, except for in every single magazine we’ll read for the next 18 months. Joy.

But where does this leave the other housemates? Here’s our Celebrity Big Brother look at Terry Christian, Tommy Sheridan, Ulrika Jonsson and Verne Troyer…

Big Brother Betting Odds: Kat & Mo Gone, Darnell To Win?

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Do you get the feeling that Big Brother knew who was going to get evicted tonight? Because, you know, it seems strange that the housemates got evicted right at the moment that they were dressed up as members of the opposite sex.

And, you know, what with Mohamed having big ladyhair and Kat looking like a sort of androgynous Thai businessman – well, it all seems a bit too neat for us. Anyway, Mohamed and Kat got evicted from Big Brother tonight, which would be a surprise if only every single bellend on Earth hadn’t predicted it already. Oh well, not long and it’ll all be over.

But who’s going to win Big Brother? Here are the Big Brother betting odds for Darnell to win, with help from Paddy Power…

Big Brother Betting Odds – Stu’s Gone, Mikey’s Still Favourite

March 25th, 2009 By hecklerspray staff

Stuart finally got his “wish” this weekend and became the ninth person to be evicted from the ever dwindling Big Brother house.

The soon to be front cover model of every Heat magazine for the rest of eternity received a mixed reaction from the crowd, shrill screams of affection from the moist army of girls in the audience and begrudging boos from the boys. However, special mention has to go to Stu for his ill-advised yet hilarious attempt at crowd surfing: jump, crowd parts in confusion and hit the floor. Textbook.

Housemates fought in the battle of the century for this week’s much coveted and strategically invaluable Head of House(tm) title. Well, they stood still for around 20 minutes painted as various famous statues until it came down to Mo and Rex. Rex took the title by being the best at being still for the longest amount of time; after all he can do literally anything he sets his mind to.

So with Rex as the new head of house how does that shape the dynamics for the other housemates, will his ever changing sociopathic tendencies shine though even more, will he finally argue at Nicole long enough about NOTHING to push her before she jumps and will Mikey obey his new ginger master? As always, Paddy Power have their say on the matter.

Big Brother Betting Odds – Dale and Stuart up, Which Hunk Will Go?

March 25th, 2009 By hecklerspray staff

So it’s the battle of the Big Brother Hunks this week, with housemates Stuart and Dale both up for eviction on Friday night. Who goes – the teenage girls of the UK will decide.

To be honest, we couldn’t give a toss here which one goes – both of them are boring the pants off us. Watching sulky Stuart lounge about and yawn every now and again is about as interesting as picking at the fluff on a jumper, while Dale’s spontaneous bursts of laughter are about as interesting as a sponge floating on top of the washing-up water.

Even so, these boring idiots can be put to good use by making you some money at Paddy Power, with the latest Big Brother eviction odds.

Big Brother Betting Odds: Mario Out Tonight, Please

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Tonight, one more Big Brother housemate will be torn out of their comfortable environment and exposed to a world that now strongly dislikes them.

And for the first time this season, the Big Brother eviction is a two-horse race. Previously the likes of Sylvia and Jennifer have been so overwhelmingly unpopular that their eviction has been inevitable. But tonight? Nobody knows – both Rebecca and Mario stand an equal chance of being evicted. For once, both nominated housemates are equally knobbish.

So who’ll be evicted tonight? Here are the Big Brother betting odds for Mario, with help from Paddy Power…