Articles tagged with: Eva Mendes
Advertising is the easiest job known to man. Come on, it's hardly rocket science, is it? You want to sell a car? Employ Jessica Biel and Jessica Alba to tongue each other on the bonnet dressed in bikinis. Simple. You want to sell an aftershave? Employ Hayden Panettiere or Megan Fox to suddenly find any man wearing it irresistible. Simple, but effective. And, let's face it, anything is better than those bloody aftershave ads that look like something Tracy Emin vomited out after a night on the tiles. You want to sell tampons? OK, you're on your own. The point is, it's hardly rocket science. Sex sells – everyone knows that. Give a heterosexual man enough of a look at sexy lady flesh and he'll be halfway to the shop before you know it. New deodorant? Great. New mobile phone? OK! New treatment for thrush? Errr. It's not that we're simple – we just like to look at images of half-naked, sexy girls. Well, just to emphasise the point, Hecklerspray has overcome some technical issues and decided to come up with its choice of the sexiest ads to date, properly this time. Enjoy!
It’s just typical. You finally get an advert worth watching – and then it gets banned. US TV network bosses have deemed Eva Mendes’ advert for Calvin Klein Secret Obsession perfume - in which she writhes around naked on her bed - as too hot for TV. Bloody squares. OK, so you can see a bit of nipple, but still. Anyway, thankfully, hecklerspray has no such concerns, so you can watch Eva Mendes in all her glory below the cut. Enjoy!!
Quickly, name three interesting things about Eva Mendes! Boobs! Rehab! Er... Can't do it, can you? That's because there are only two interesting things about Eva Mendes - her boobs and that time she went to rehab. And it's a good job that Eva Mendes enjoys getting her boobs out so frequently, because she's buggered if she's telling us anything about rehab. In the latest issue of Interview magazine, Eva Mendes has decided to 'neither confirm nor deny' rumours about why she checked into the Cirque Lodge rehab facility earlier this year. One rumour, possibly started by Eva herself, is that she only went to rehab to research a role. We'll see how true that is once we've worked out whether her next film is about a dreary old self-absorbed tosspot ot not.
We can't overstate how selfish Eva Mendes is being at the moment - what sort of self-respecting celebrity quietly goes off to rehab instead of having a massive teary public breakdown?
And what's more, it turns out that Eva Mendes has left rehab without immediately trying to validate her stay by combing over every single tiny personal blip she's ever experienced to a number of glossy magazines. The bitch!
However, Eva Mendes isn't through with rehab yet - reports suggest that she's only left temporarily. But that doesn't answer any of our questions, like why Eva Mendes was even in rehab to begin with, or how long her break from rehab will last or if agreeing to star in Ghost Rider was a direct consequence of being hammered on a shitload of drugs. These are the big questions, people.
One name that you wouldn't particularly expect to see on a rehab admission list is Eva Mendes.
That's because Eva Mendes has never crashed her car drunk, had public drug-addled razorblade fights with men about a prostitute or called anyone 'Sugartits' - all tell-tale signs of the rehab-bound.
But never mind that, because Eva Mendes has gone to rehab. And she's been there for several weeks. And she couldn't even be bothered to shave off all her hair in front of a swarm of paparazzi first. What a selfish bitch.
Eva Mendes doesn't love animals as much as a normal person does, you know - Eva Mendes loves animals so much that she's compelled to get her bum out for them quite a lot.
Animal rights group PETA has just revealed Ghost Rider star Eva Mendes as the latest face, spine and bare arse of its 'I'd Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur' campaign, in an effort to show the world how foolish and disgusting people who do wear fur-based clothing are. So - on the basis that Eva Mendes will stop being naked when the inhumane fur trade realises how cruel and irresponsible it's being - we're going to outside, chop up a monkey with a pair of scissors and turn it into a nice pair of furry slacks.
