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Teri Hatcher Nude – We Just Can’t Stop Looking at Her! (135 PICS)

Teri hatcher nudeIn the 90s, Teri Hatcher starred alongside Dean Cain in Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman, a show where she played the sexiest version of Lois Lane to date. Complete with cleavage, lingerie and her sexy long legs.

She launched a comeback years later with a starring role on ABC’s breakout hit, Desperate Housewives, a show which asked the thought-provoking question of “which one do you think is hottest?” Since the show’s ending, Hatcher has had a recurring role on “Supergirl” as Rhea (Queen of Daxam).

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Eva Longoria Nude Here – You Won’t Believe Your Eyes!

eva longoria nudeEva Longoria is best known for being Gabrielle Solis on Desperative Housewives. She’s a beautiful latina who ages incredibly well. It’s time to see her naked.

We still don’t understand how Tony Parker cheated on this chick. We would be spending far too much time in the bedroom with her to think about anything else. Born in Texas to Mexican-American parents, her DNA tests show that she’s 70% European, 27% Asian/Indigenous and 3% African. That means she’s 100% hot.

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The 7 Most Bizarre Celebrity Endorsements

September 3rd, 2013 By Rhiannon Davies

Eva Longoria Sheba cat food

People are idiots. You’d be amazed at the amount of money that some companies can reel in just by convincing the people at home that their favourite celebrity simply can’t live without Albert Bartlett Rooster potatoes.

The stars might get a big fat wad of cash in return, but when you’re raking in the green as it is, do you really need to be filmed telling the whole world about your preferred brand of a panty liner? It would be weird if one of your closest friends tried to sell you on the merits of various sanitary towels, let alone if some glamorous stranger tried to convince you.

Some endorsements are living, breathing proof that if you throw enough money at a famous person, they’ll say whatever you want them to.

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Days After Flashing Her Muff, Eva Longoria Earns Her Graduate Degree

May 24th, 2013 By Chris Chambers

Eva-longoria-1Eva Longoria has been in the news a lot in the last week for two quite divergent, yet?equally significant?events.?First, she gave the world a nice view of her muff?at the?Cannes Film Festival over the?weekend.

It was unintentional of course … she was hiking up her dress to avoid dunking the hem in a puddle … but there it was in all its glory. Then, while the world was still busy oogling her vagina, she earned a graduate degree.

Needless to say, Eva?probably feels somewhat more pride in?the latter accomplishment.?And it is an impressive feat. This is not one of those bullshit honorary degrees that celebs are constantly having thrown at them.?Eva graduated from Cal State University, Northridge with a Master’s Degree in Chicano Studies.

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Eva Longoria Without Makeup

Eva Longoria

Before Sofia Vergara came and stole the hearts of our nation, there was gorgeous, petite Eva Longoria.

As one of the stars of “Desperate Housewives” and the (now former) wife of an NBA player, she was poised to shake up the film and television industry with her good looks, star power, and moderate talent.

However, Eva’s career didn’t rocket all the way to the top and she has since been relegated to the periphery of our collective consciousness. One has to ask, is this because of how Eva Longoria looks without makeup on?

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The Dumb Things Celebrities Do to Stay Young

November 8th, 2012 By Nic Ferguson

Thanks to leeches, Demi Moore looks youngIt’s not easy being good-looking and famous. We slam celebrities for being superficial, yet we criticize them for looking older and less attractive. It’s no wonder the rich and famous are constantly on the hunt for the fountain of youth; I don’t blame ’em. But you have to draw a line somewhere, and personally, I draw it at live leeches on my face. But you know who doesn’t? Demi Moore.

Yup, Demi uses live leeches to detox her blood and stay young. If that’s not crazy enough for you, here are some of the most ridiculous regimens celebs use to in an everlasting quest to beat the biological clock.

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Victoria Beckham To Allow That Monster Eva Longoria To Be Godmother

June 14th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Victoria Beckham is having a baby and we’re supposed to give a flying fuck. No, we are. See, even though we won’t ever meet her, like anything she does or indeed, show even the vaguest flicker of interest in her vapid life, we must greet her new child with ticker tape. And hand grenades if you like.

We just don’t care.

We also don’t care that Posh Spice, which we’ll call her because it invariably irritates her, has asked stupid Eva Longoria to be the Godmother of her unborn daughter. A daughter that will, like all newborn babies, will look like a cross between a glans and a close-up of a tick.

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You’ll Cry Yourself To Sleep When You Hear That Eva Longoria And Tony Parker Have Got Divorced

January 31st, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Oh Jesus, Joseph and Mary. It’s over. It’s officially over. We kinda hoped that Eva Longoria and Tony Parker would somehow kiss and make up and continue to be that couple who people vaguely recognised… but no… their marriage is now officially dead, just like our hearts.

The pair finalized their divorce, despite thousands of people showing up and chanting “DON’T DO IT! DON’T MAKE US CRY!” through their attorneys in Texas on Friday.

And all because of some stupid text messages.

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Tony Parker Was Dumped By Eva Longoria For Sending Saucy Pictures Of Himself To A Variety Of Women, Allegedly

November 22nd, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

Eva Longoria is one of those women who always finds herself in Sexiest Babe polls in rubbish magazines. Therefore, it is safe to assume that the men of the world, by and large, fancy her. So, imagine if you were married to her… you’d be thrilled right?

Not if you’re Tony Parker. See, the NBA star allegedly had a roving eye and sent flirtatious text messages to a bunch of women, the latest being British model Sophia Egeler.

Parker has reportedly counterfiled for divorce against wife Eva Longoria, despite the fact people are muttering about his penchant for sending half-naked photos of himself…. or, as it is now known, Doing A Jason Manford.

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Eva Longoria Confirms Divorce Via Twitter ? Astonishing

November 18th, 2010 By Paul Pencott

The remaining one in Desperate Housewives that you would still ?do? since That Quite Fit One Who Used To Be In Something Else But Has Now Left has absolutely excelled herself by trivialising one of adult life?s most traumatic moments in a ?tweet?.

Amazing.

A ?tweet?.

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