Some good, some bad.
Folded:
- Chuck Norris ‘Action Jeans’ (you so want a pair)
- The return of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs (yeah, yeah, yeah, that’s great. It is)
- Iran, dangerous? (nah, it’s bloody lovely there)
- Eva Green has lived in London for the past two years (why doesn’t somebody tell us these things?!)
- The Mist (just in case you need cheering up in the current climate of doom and gloom)
Creased:
- Oscars coverage (between ancient Tom Brook on the BBC and overcooked bacon Carla Romano on GMTV, you’d have been better off sticking with us)
- Mickey Rourke missing out (all those steroids for nuthin’)
- Sega Mega Drive Ultimate Collection on PS3 (memory lane is fine , but a plasma screen and Alex Kidd do not mix)
- ‘Boker face’ (it’s silly, childish and impossible to stop singing when trapped in your head)
- Gordon Gekko (definitely a whole lot tamer than you remember)
