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Eurovision Betting Odds: Nico & Vlad, Romania

by Stuart Heritage

Eurovision betting odds. Hup!

The Eurovision Song Contest is almost upon us. have you placed a Eurovision bet yet? Now’s the time to do it, beause these odds are only going to get shorter the closer we get to the actual contest. The risk is high, but the rewards are great. And if you’ve managed to read all thesebetting odds so far, you deserve some kind of financial reward, don’t you.

Here are the Eurovision betting odds for Romania, with help from Paddy Power…

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Eurovision Betting Odds: Vânia Fernandes, Portugal

by Stuart Heritage

Heads up for some more Eurovision betting odds. Or don’t, you’re getting them anyway.

With the Eurovision Song Contest so darn close, you’ll be pleased to know that the construction of the official Eurovision stage is almost complete. But who’s the main technical supplier of the 2008 Eurovision Song Contest for lighting, sound, video, power, stage construction and? Why, the German company PROCON, of course. They really are the best. Hey PROCON, you got your plug – now send us that 8406-03 6 button master control panel like we agreed.

Here are the Eurovision betting odds for Portugal, with help from Paddy Power…

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Eurovision Betting Odds: Isis Gee, Poland

by Stuart Heritage

Look here, it’s a fresh new batch of Eurovision betting odds. Bet you weren’t expecting that, huh?

The Eurovision clock is really ticking now – in just a few short days rehearsals for the Eurovision Song Contest will commence. And then all the contestants will be trapped in Belgrade – a city with a notorious history of violence. Let’s hope themarauding gangs of Serbian thugs see sense and don’t attack any of the Eurovision contestants and, if they do, that they go for the Estonians first.

Here are the Eurovision betting odds for Poland, with help from P

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Cliff Richard’s Eurovision Hobbled By Fascists

by Stuart Heritage

No, really. Actual fascists. Cliff Richard would have won Eurovision in 1968 if it weren’t for those darn fascists. Really.

A documentary was aired on Spanish TV last night claiming that Cliff Richard was the rightful winner of the 1968 Eurovision Song Contest in London, but General Franco’s fascist regime rigged the vote in Spain’s favour.

These are just claims, of course, and we have no reason to believe that they’re true – firstly because if you can’t trust an all-powerful unblinking facist dictatorship then who can you trust, and secondly because Cliff Richard is going to be really sodding unbearable once he finds out about it.

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Eurovision Betting Odds: Maria, Norway

by Stuart Heritage

The Eurovision Song Contest is less than three weeks away, and you know what that means – Eurovision betting odds!

You know MySpace? You know how it’s for the kids? Well what if you’re a kid who likes Eurovision? Then you’re stuffed, which is why the Eurovision website has launched MyEurovision – it’s just like MySpace, except you’re only allowed to talk about Eurovision. Seriously, talk about anything other than Eurovision and a sinister European man comes round and kills you in your sleep.

Here are the Eurovision betting odds for Norway, with help from Paddy Power…

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Eurovision Betting Odds: Hind, Netherlands

by Stuart Heritage

Eurovision betting odds time again! That exclamation mark represents enthusiasm!

Like many people, you’ve probably been wondering how the Latvian Eurovision entry Pirates Of The Sea are preparing for the competition. Well, now we know – they’ve made a website and they played at the interval of an ice hockey game. You’re welcome.

Here are the Eurovision betting odds for the Netherlands, with help from Paddy Power…

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Eurovision Betting Odds: Stefan Filipovic, Montenegro

by Stuart Heritage

It’s May! The Eurovision Song Contest is in May! Eurovision betting odds! May! Yay!

If you’ve been following these Eurovision betting odds from the start then a) you deserve a bloody medal and b) you’ll be aware of our gigantic support of Laka, the Bosnian Eurovision entry. Previously we liked Laka because he’s got a sense performance art cool about him, and also because he dances with chickens and his song sounds fairly similar to the theme tune to the Discovery Channel show How Do They Do It? And now Laka has gone on record in an interview with the following quote:

“After September 11 and Lordi everything is different.”

Oh Laka, we really do love you so very much. Here are the Eurovision betting odds for Montenegro, with help from Paddy Power…

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Eurovision Betting Odds: Geta Burlacu, Moldova

by Stuart Heritage

Ready for another generic Eurovision betting odds opening sentence? Well, you’ve got your wish. Happy now?

Have you entered the Eurovision: Be A Winner karaoke contest yet? Us neither. Do you plan to enter the Eurovision: Be A Winner karaoke contest? Us neither. Can you think of anything more likely to send you into violent involuntary convulsions than a Eurovision karaoke contest? Us neither. But, hey, the deadline for Eurovision: Be A Winner entries is Friday. Just thought we’d let you know.

Here are the Eurovision betting odds for Moldova, with help from Paddy Power…

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Eurovision Betting Odds: Morena, Malta

by Stuart Heritage

More Eurovision betting odds for you. More! Forever! Or until May, which certainly feels like forever away.

We have some tragic news for you today. Thanks to Eurovision regulations, the Bosnian Eurovision entry Laka – who you should vote for, by the way – isn’t allowed to bring his chicken onstage with him during his performance. It’s sad, but not that sad – he’s bringing a picture of the chicken onstage instead. Hooray for flimsy loopholes!

Here are the Eurovision betting odds for Malta, with help from Paddy Power…

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Eurovision Betting Odds: Jeronimas Milius, Lithuania

by Stuart Heritage

It’s a brand new week, so here are some brand new Eurovision betting odds. Just like every other week. Joy.

By now we’re over halfway through the Eurovision betting odds, so you should be getting some idea of what the Eurovision Song Contest will be like this year. Not pretty, is it? Not pretty at all. Ugly, you might even say. Ugly and awful. Soul-crushing, even. We don’t actually have a point here, other than that Eurovision’s quite soul-crushing.

Here are the Eurovision betting odds for Lithuania, with help from Paddy Power…

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