Articles tagged with: Eurovision
Eurovision 2009: Chiara, Malta
Guess what? We're going to hit you with a brace of new Eurovision 2009 profiles. Makes a change, eh? Anyway, you'll be thrilled to learn that we're about to hit something of a rare streak of form this week. This week we'll almost certainly be writing about the song that'll win the Eurovision Song Contest. Luckily, however, we've also got the worst song in Eurovision history coming up in a few days as well. Keep your eyes open for that one. But first, here's the Eurovision 2009 rundown for Chiara from Malta...
Guess what? We're going to hit you with a brace of new Eurovision 2009 profiles. Makes a change, eh? Anyway, you'll be thrilled to learn that we're about to hit something of a rare streak of form this week. This week we'll almost certainly be writing about the song that'll win the Eurovision Song Contest. Luckily, however, we've also got the worst song in Eurovision history coming up in a few days as well. Keep your eyes open for that one. But first, here's the Eurovision 2009 rundown for Chiara from Malta...
Eurovision 2009: Next Time, FYR Macedonia
Let's round out the week of Eurovision profiles with a good one, shall we? Actually, no, let's not. Because for that to happen we'd have to transport everyone to a strange parallel universe where the Eurovision Song Contest is an exhibition of the best in artistic talent that Europe has to offer, and not a crappy night of rubbish music. And the cost of doing that would be prohibitive. So here's some more of the usual crap instead. It's the Eurovision 2009 rundown for Next Time from FYR Macedonia...
Let's round out the week of Eurovision profiles with a good one, shall we? Actually, no, let's not. Because for that to happen we'd have to transport everyone to a strange parallel universe where the Eurovision Song Contest is an exhibition of the best in artistic talent that Europe has to offer, and not a crappy night of rubbish music. And the cost of doing that would be prohibitive. So here's some more of the usual crap instead. It's the Eurovision 2009 rundown for Next Time from FYR Macedonia...
Eurovision 2009: Sasha Son, Lithuania
The Eurovision Song Contest is almost upon us, and... No, actually, wait. The Eurovision Song Contest isn't almost upon us at all. It's weeks away. Honestly, there's ages before the Eurovision Song Contest. It's much too early to bother with any of it. Really, it is. Why don't you take the time you were planning to read this and do something more constructive? Say hi to your neighbour. Write that book you always promised yourself. It's better this way. No? Fine then, here's the Eurovision 2009 rundown for Sasha Son from Lithuania...
The Eurovision Song Contest is almost upon us, and... No, actually, wait. The Eurovision Song Contest isn't almost upon us at all. It's weeks away. Honestly, there's ages before the Eurovision Song Contest. It's much too early to bother with any of it. Really, it is. Why don't you take the time you were planning to read this and do something more constructive? Say hi to your neighbour. Write that book you always promised yourself. It's better this way. No? Fine then, here's the Eurovision 2009 rundown for Sasha Son from Lithuania...
Eurovision 2009: Intars Busulis, Latvia
Here comes another Eurovision 2009 profile. Excitement. We know we're a few days away, here, but we really have to give you a heads up about the Norwegian Eurovision entry this year. He is quite possibly the worst child in all the world. That's all we're willing to point out at the moment, but just remember that. Norway. Worst child in all the world. Remember. But for now, here's the Eurovision 2009 rundown for Intars Busulis from Latvia...
Here comes another Eurovision 2009 profile. Excitement. We know we're a few days away, here, but we really have to give you a heads up about the Norwegian Eurovision entry this year. He is quite possibly the worst child in all the world. That's all we're willing to point out at the moment, but just remember that. Norway. Worst child in all the world. Remember. But for now, here's the Eurovision 2009 rundown for Intars Busulis from Latvia...
Eurovision 2009: Ireland & Israel
We're really thrumming up to the day that the Eurovision Song Contest gets interesting now, so hold onto your hats. And the Eurovision news is really coming in thick and fast, if the contest's official website is anything to go by. Why, just yesterday we learnt that the Maltese entry has a side-job as a secretary. This sort of hard-hitting breaking news is enough to leave us giddy, we don't mind telling you. So here's the Eurovision 2009 profiles for Sinéad Mulvey and Black Daisy from Ireland and Noa and Mira Awad from Israel...
We're really thrumming up to the day that the Eurovision Song Contest gets interesting now, so hold onto your hats. And the Eurovision news is really coming in thick and fast, if the contest's official website is anything to go by. Why, just yesterday we learnt that the Maltese entry has a side-job as a secretary. This sort of hard-hitting breaking news is enough to leave us giddy, we don't mind telling you. So here's the Eurovision 2009 profiles for Sinéad Mulvey and Black Daisy from Ireland and Noa and Mira Awad from Israel...
Eurovision 2009: Hungary & Iceland
You hear that? In the distance? It sounds a bit like camp irony and a lot like objectively dreadful Europop. This means that the 2009 Eurovision Song Contest is less than a month away! No wonder there's such a flurry of excitement everywhere. For instance, it's just been announced that all the Eurovision entries are available to download from the official Eurovision website for 99 cents each. Obviously you could put your money to better use and buy some poison, but who are we to judge? Here's the Eurovision 2009 rundowns for Zoli Ádok from Hungary and Yohanna from Iceland...
You hear that? In the distance? It sounds a bit like camp irony and a lot like objectively dreadful Europop. This means that the 2009 Eurovision Song Contest is less than a month away! No wonder there's such a flurry of excitement everywhere. For instance, it's just been announced that all the Eurovision entries are available to download from the official Eurovision website for 99 cents each. Obviously you could put your money to better use and buy some poison, but who are we to judge? Here's the Eurovision 2009 rundowns for Zoli Ádok from Hungary and Yohanna from Iceland...
Eurovision 2009: Germany & Greece
Eurovision 2009 profiles! Let's go! Anyone? Oh, screw you, then. Don't forget that it's London's big Eurovision party at the Scala tonight - an even that we've never even been invited to despite writing about Eurovision for five years. Five solid years. We'll never get those years back, you know. They're gone. And what do we have to show for it? Huh? Nothing, that's what. Nothing at all. Oh, we're so alone. Anyway, here's the Eurovision 2009 rundown for Alex Swings, Oscar Sings from Germany and Sakis Rouvas from Greece...
Eurovision 2009 profiles! Let's go! Anyone? Oh, screw you, then. Don't forget that it's London's big Eurovision party at the Scala tonight - an even that we've never even been invited to despite writing about Eurovision for five years. Five solid years. We'll never get those years back, you know. They're gone. And what do we have to show for it? Huh? Nothing, that's what. Nothing at all. Oh, we're so alone. Anyway, here's the Eurovision 2009 rundown for Alex Swings, Oscar Sings from Germany and Sakis Rouvas from Greece...
Eurovision 2009: Finland AND France
Thanks to a mixture of Easter, Dancing On Ice and our utter, utter cluelessness when it comes to scheduling, we have a treat for you. That's right, we're going to be profiling two Eurovision 2009 entries per day from now on. Unless we've made another miscalculation. Which we suspect we have. Anyway, the point is that with double the Eurovision goodness every day, you'll be twice as happy. Or twice as morbidly depressed. You're welcome, readers! Here's the Eurovision rundown for Waldo's People from Finland and Patricia Kaas from France...
Thanks to a mixture of Easter, Dancing On Ice and our utter, utter cluelessness when it comes to scheduling, we have a treat for you. That's right, we're going to be profiling two Eurovision 2009 entries per day from now on. Unless we've made another miscalculation. Which we suspect we have. Anyway, the point is that with double the Eurovision goodness every day, you'll be twice as happy. Or twice as morbidly depressed. You're welcome, readers! Here's the Eurovision rundown for Waldo's People from Finland and Patricia Kaas from France...
