Articles tagged with: Eurovision
Eurovision 2009: Serbia & Slovakia
Before we get down to the profiles, we've got some real, actual Eurovision news for you. We're going to be liveblogging Eurovision again this year. Yes, we know we missed it last year, but thanks to a pioneering technological breakthrough - we bought a laptop - we'll be spending the evening of Saturday May 16 giving you a second-by-second commentary on the Eurovision Song Contest. At least until we deliberately drink ourselves into unconsciousness, anyway. Be there. If you want. That said, here's the Eurovision 2009 rundown for Marko Kon and Milan Nikoli? from Serbia and Kamil Mikul?ík and Nela Pocisková from Slovakia...
Before we get down to the profiles, we've got some real, actual Eurovision news for you. We're going to be liveblogging Eurovision again this year. Yes, we know we missed it last year, but thanks to a pioneering technological breakthrough - we bought a laptop - we'll be spending the evening of Saturday May 16 giving you a second-by-second commentary on the Eurovision Song Contest. At least until we deliberately drink ourselves into unconsciousness, anyway. Be there. If you want. That said, here's the Eurovision 2009 rundown for Marko Kon and Milan Nikoli? from Serbia and Kamil Mikul?ík and Nela Pocisková from Slovakia...
Eurovision 2009: Romania & Russia
We're going to start doubling up on these Eurovision profiles again. Not because we made a fundamental calculation error, but because we love you. What's the big Eurovision news of the day? Only that bloody rehearsals have started in Moscow. And from these we can tell you that the woman from the Ukraine is a dirty girl, that the girl from Albania is energetic and sexy and the man from Lithuania is a git. You're welcome, readers. Anyway, here are the Eurovision 2009 rundowns for Elena Gheorghe from Romania and Anastasiya Prykhodko from Russia...
We're going to start doubling up on these Eurovision profiles again. Not because we made a fundamental calculation error, but because we love you. What's the big Eurovision news of the day? Only that bloody rehearsals have started in Moscow. And from these we can tell you that the woman from the Ukraine is a dirty girl, that the girl from Albania is energetic and sexy and the man from Lithuania is a git. You're welcome, readers. Anyway, here are the Eurovision 2009 rundowns for Elena Gheorghe from Romania and Anastasiya Prykhodko from Russia...
Eurovision 2009: Flor-de-Lis, Portugal
Eurovision 2009 is close. So close we can taste it. It tastes like blood. Oh, wait, no, that's where we've tried to chew our own tongue off because we can't stand Eurovision. Our mistake. Anyway, want to know the Eurovision news for the day? It's an unusual one - today's Eurovision profile is a song that we don't completely hate. In fact, we really wouldn't mind if it won. In other news, we're going to spend the rest of today scrubbing the shame from our bodies with our fingernails. Here's the Eurovision 2009 profile for Flor-De-Lis from Portugal...
Eurovision 2009 is close. So close we can taste it. It tastes like blood. Oh, wait, no, that's where we've tried to chew our own tongue off because we can't stand Eurovision. Our mistake. Anyway, want to know the Eurovision news for the day? It's an unusual one - today's Eurovision profile is a song that we don't completely hate. In fact, we really wouldn't mind if it won. In other news, we're going to spend the rest of today scrubbing the shame from our bodies with our fingernails. Here's the Eurovision 2009 profile for Flor-De-Lis from Portugal...
Eurovision 2009: Lidia Kopania, Poland
11 days. That's it. 11 days and it's the 2009 Eurovision Song Contest. But don't be sad, because we've still got an infuriatingly large amount of countries to get through before then. And with such a short amount of time left until Eurovision, we're sure you can imagine how busy it is over at Eurovision HQ! Why, just last week it was announced that Dita Von Teese might be performing with the Germans during their performance. Which is exciting, right? Right? Oh, why won't anybody answer us? Anyway, here's the Eurovision 2009 rundown for Lidia Kopania from Poland...
11 days. That's it. 11 days and it's the 2009 Eurovision Song Contest. But don't be sad, because we've still got an infuriatingly large amount of countries to get through before then. And with such a short amount of time left until Eurovision, we're sure you can imagine how busy it is over at Eurovision HQ! Why, just last week it was announced that Dita Von Teese might be performing with the Germans during their performance. Which is exciting, right? Right? Oh, why won't anybody answer us? Anyway, here's the Eurovision 2009 rundown for Lidia Kopania from Poland...
Eurovision 2009: Alexander Rybak, Norway
Now we know what you're thinking. You're thinking that we can't possibly top yesterday's Eurovision profile. And you're right. We can't. Yesterday we profiled the worst Eurovision song in history, and nothing can come close to even equalling its magnificent awfulness. But here's the next best thing - the favourite to win Eurovision. Relax, though - it's performed by a child who'll you'll probably want to injure. Here, then, is the Eurovision 2009 profile for Alexander Rybak from Norway...
Now we know what you're thinking. You're thinking that we can't possibly top yesterday's Eurovision profile. And you're right. We can't. Yesterday we profiled the worst Eurovision song in history, and nothing can come close to even equalling its magnificent awfulness. But here's the next best thing - the favourite to win Eurovision. Relax, though - it's performed by a child who'll you'll probably want to injure. Here, then, is the Eurovision 2009 profile for Alexander Rybak from Norway...
Eurovision 2009: The Toppers, Netherlands
Look, it's been a rubbish week. Nobody's got any money and we'll all be dead by the summer. But help is at hand. Because now, in today's Eurovision rundown, we have a treat for you. Something that will blow the gloomy old cobwebs away from your life and give you the best start to the day you have ever head. We're not exaggerating. Today we bring you the absolute worst Eurovision entry in the entire history of the competition. Excited? Good. Here it is, then - the 2009 Eurovision entry from the Netherlands, by The Toppers...
Look, it's been a rubbish week. Nobody's got any money and we'll all be dead by the summer. But help is at hand. Because now, in today's Eurovision rundown, we have a treat for you. Something that will blow the gloomy old cobwebs away from your life and give you the best start to the day you have ever head. We're not exaggerating. Today we bring you the absolute worst Eurovision entry in the entire history of the competition. Excited? Good. Here it is, then - the 2009 Eurovision entry from the Netherlands, by The Toppers...
EUROVISION 2009: Andrea Demirovi?, Montenegro
Halfway through the week, but we promise you that it'll be the best half-week of these Eurovision 2009 rundowns. Well, maybe not the best. But the most interesting, at least. Why? Because Friday's profile is performed by the worst boy in all the world, and tomorrow's profile is the absolute worst song we have ever heard in all our lives. And today's profile? Well, um, let's skip over that, shall we? So here's the Eurovision 2009 rundown for Andrea Demirovi? from Montenegro...
Halfway through the week, but we promise you that it'll be the best half-week of these Eurovision 2009 rundowns. Well, maybe not the best. But the most interesting, at least. Why? Because Friday's profile is performed by the worst boy in all the world, and tomorrow's profile is the absolute worst song we have ever heard in all our lives. And today's profile? Well, um, let's skip over that, shall we? So here's the Eurovision 2009 rundown for Andrea Demirovi? from Montenegro...
Eurovision 2009: Nelly Ciobanu, Moldova
Ready for another buttload of Eurovision 2009 profiles? Yes, of course you are. We know we're hyping this up a bit, but in a few days we're going to be showing you the worst Eurovision entry we've ever heard. It's awful. It's not even so bad it's good. It's so bad it's genuinely made us contemplate self-harm. It's horrible. And it's coming in a few days. But first here's the Eurovision 2009 rundown for Nelly Ciobanu from Moldova...
Ready for another buttload of Eurovision 2009 profiles? Yes, of course you are. We know we're hyping this up a bit, but in a few days we're going to be showing you the worst Eurovision entry we've ever heard. It's awful. It's not even so bad it's good. It's so bad it's genuinely made us contemplate self-harm. It's horrible. And it's coming in a few days. But first here's the Eurovision 2009 rundown for Nelly Ciobanu from Moldova...
