Articles tagged with: Eurovision
It's day two of our gigantic Eurovision betting odds rundown of the year, and hopefully you're making yourselves comfortable for the long-haul by now. This year's Eurovision Song Contest has so many entries that there are going to be two separate semi-finals. And with so many eliminations lined up before the show itself, this could be the only chance you get to hear a lot of the songs at all. But don't be sad, because they're all wonderful.* Here are the Eurovision betting odds for Andorra, with help from Paddy Power... *This may not be strictly true.
You asked for it, and here it is - the start of the fourth annual hecklerspray Eurovision betting odds season. OK, to be fair none of you actually asked for it, but you're getting it anyway. Every day between now and the Eurovision Song Contest in May, we'll be profiling the songs, singers and betting odds of every last Eurovision 2008 contender. Every day. Until you're sick of them. And then for a couple of months after that, because chances are you'll be a bit sick of them by next Wednesday. So let's kick things off with the Eurovision betting odds for Albania, with help from Paddy Power...
In each year's Eurovision Song Contest, there's always one bland-looking middle-aged man singing a hopelessly generic, instantly forgettable disco tune with '16th place' written all over it.
And this year it's us.
Andy Abraham, an X Factor runner-up from 2005, won Eurovision: Your Decision on Saturday night, which means he'll be representing us at the Eurovision Song Contest in May with his song Even If. And that would be fine, except that a) everyone involved in the show obviously wanted Michelle Gayle to win, and b) Andy Abraham's song is a big sack of donkey bollocks. Honestly, not a single homosexual blowjob joke. Who do these people think we are?
Eurovision is bad enough at the worst of times, right? There's nothing worse than watching some shambling lunatic in ill-fitting clothes saunter around a stage and display their complete lack of professionalism to the world. And that's just Terry Wogan. Eh? Eh? Do you see? Eh?
Anyway. There's actually one
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