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Eurovision Betting Odds: Kreisiraadio, Estonia

by Stuart Heritage

Here comes another helping of Eurovision betting odds, and you’d better be blimmin’ ready.

But you’re probably thinking ‘what use is the Eurovision Song Contest if the contestants can’t secure some long-lasting fame from it. What can they do to make this happen?’ And the answer is perfume. This week the Georgian Eurovision hopeful has launched her own line of perfumes to help ‘convey her inner essense’. Early reports suggest that it smells of pigshit and cabbages.

Here are the Eurovision betting odds for Estonia, with help from Paddy Power…

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Eurovision Betting Odds: Simon Mathew, Denmark

by Stuart Heritage

Eurovision betting odds time! Again! We just won’t stop! No, seriously, we’re not going to stop. This is a contractual obligation.

And this year’s Eurovision Song Contest looks set to be the most dangerous ever, now that the Dutch Eurovision entry has said that she doesn’t want her parents to see the show in Belgrade because she fears for their safety. It’s a good point – we don’t want Andy Abraham to go to Belgrade either. Not because it’s dangerous, though, we just don’t want him to embarrass us in front of everybody.

Here are the Eurovision betting odds for Denmark, with help from Paddy Power…

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Eurovision Betting Odds: Evdokia Kadi, Cyprus

by Stuart Heritage

If it’s Monday morning, it means you needs something to help you swallow down the urge to violently attack your oppressive wagemasters. Will some Eurovision betting odds be able to do it for you?

No, probably not. But let’s have some Eurovision betting odds anyway. But first an apology. Last week we told you that Eurovision was going to put electronic polling stations in public squares around Europe to help collect votes, but apparently that was all a big April Fool’s joke. An electronic vote-counting method for Eurovision? How could we have been so easily fooled? That’s the cleverest, wittiest April Fool’s joke we ever saw! Well done, dipshits.

Here are the Eurovision betting odds for Cyprus, with help from Paddy Power…

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Eurovision Betting Odds: Kraljevi Ulice & 75 Cents, Croatia

by Stuart Heritage

It’s the end of another week’s Eurovision betting odds. Give yourself a couple of days off. Wait, read this one first and then give yourself a couple of days off.

If you’ve been following these Eurovision betting odds, chances are you’re starting to pick favourites. Which song do you like best? The pretty little Belgian one? The immense Bosnian one? The one from Azerbaijan? Oh, you do, don’t you? You like the one from Azerbaijan best! What the hell is wrong with you? Are you an idiot? Urgh.

Here are the Eurovision betting odds for Croatia, with help from Paddy Power…

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Eurovision Betting Odds: Deep Zone and Balthazar, Bulgaria

by Stuart Heritage

Eurovision betting odds anyone? Of course you want Eurovision betting odds. Doesn’t everyone?

As if you didn’t already know, this year’s Eurovision Song Contest is being held in Belgrade. You might wonder why Eurovision is letting the contest take place in a city that still needs humanitarian aid shipments sent from abroad while foreign embassies get destroyed in violent riots, but the answer is simple – nothing bonds fractious groups like ironic appreciation of awful music. Which is why there’ll never be peace in Palestine until Dustin The Turkey goes on a goodwill tour.

Here are the Eurovision betting odds for Bulgaria, with help from Paddy Power…

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Eurovision Betting Odds: Elvir Lakovic Laka, Bosnia and Herzegovina

by Stuart Heritage

These Eurovision betting odds are ticking over at a nice pace, aren’t they? We’re slap-bang in the middle of the B countries already. Another 24 letters and we’re done. Woo!

This year’s Eurovision voting will be slightly different to usual – instead of registering telephone and text votes from each country, Eurovision 2008 will feature electronic polling booths scattered around 10 of the biggest cities in Europe. Now, for the very first time, we’ll get to hear the voices of people who haven’t stayed in to watch Eurovision anyway! Hooray for progress and double hooray for Eurovision!

Here are the Eurovision betting odds for Bosnia and Herzegovina, with help from Paddy Power…

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Eurovision Betting Odds: Ishtar, Belgium

by Stuart Heritage

Eurovision betting odds? Again? Well, OK, if you insist…

That’s right, now that it’s April it means that the Eurovision Song Contest happens next month. Can you believe it? Can you contain the excitement? We certainly can’t because we’ve heard all the songs taking part in Eurovision this year and we’ve come to the conclusion that this is going to be the best Eurovision ever. April fool! We were joking! In actual fact most of the Eurovision songs this year are shit.

Here are the Eurovision betting odds for Belgium, with help from Paddy Power…

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Eurovision Betting Odds: Ruslan Alehno, Belarus

by Stuart Heritage

Ready for week two of our Eurovision betting odds? Oh, of course you are you big tease, don’t pretend like you’re not.

Last week we stormed through all the Eurovision countries beginning with A, which we’ve come to learn stands for ‘appalling’. But this week we’re looking at the B countries and a C country. Will they be as rubbish? Actually, no – you’ll get to hear about our favourite Eurovision song this week. But we have to plough through this crap first.

So here are the Eurovision betting odds for Belarus, with help from Paddy Power…

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Eurovision Betting Odds: Elnur & Samir, Azerbaijan

by Stuart Heritage

We’re rounding out our first week of Eurovision betting odds with a doozy – don’t worry if you missed any so far, because this baby’s going on for months.

But, like most people, you’re probably wondering about the official Eurovision Song Contest colour scheme this year. Well, word’s just got out that it’s white, blue and red – a highly original blend of colours that’s unique for not appearing on any national flags whatsoever. Thank goodness they didn’t go with red, white and blue. Talk about egg on their faces! Phew!

Here are the Eurovision betting odds for Azerbaijan, with help from Paddy Power…

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Eurovision Betting Odds: Sirusho, Armenia

by Stuart Heritage

Here it comes – another daily instalment of Eurovision betting odds. Exciting, huh? Oh, you big kidder, it is.

Eurovision fever is already sweeping the continent, you’ll be pleased to know. The Norwegian entry is number two in the Norwegian national charts, the Belgian entry is seventh there and this week’s entire top 15 in Sweden are all entries in the Eurovision qualifying round. Let’s pray that never happens here – anything that heps to give John Barrowman credibility as a judge is all wrong in our books.

Here are the Eurovision betting odds for Armenia, with help from Paddy Power…

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