If you wanted to listen to crap music on a loop for three continuous hours, you’d have a couple of options.
The most obvious choice is the entire back catalogue of Blue, although there’s also the Eurovision Song Contest. To anyone outside of Europe unfamiliar with the competition, it's an excuse to laugh at rubbish musical from other cultures.
This year there were all sorts of strange and unique acts. Belarus decided to send in the Lady Gaga inspired outfits on a horribly downscaled Primark budget for their butterfly song. As you'd imagine, when the ballad kicked in, the ladies grew wings! Truly inspirational – unlike the UK who decided that they?d get Pete Waterman to come up with a song that could soundtrack a funeral. But taking the title of most surreal moment of the night went to Spain. Not for the creepy circus dancing, but for the comedy stage invasion. Watch, after the jump.
