Articles tagged with: Eurovision
Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is
Emails and Faxes. Folded: Brinner (breakfast at dinner. Think the All Day Breakfast at Little Chef) Red Dead Redemption (check out the trailer here. This will be bigger than GTA IV) Ne-Yo (best dressed singer in R’n’B. What? That’s worth something) Fat Ben on The Apprentice (busting out of those ...
Emails and Faxes. Folded: Brinner (breakfast at dinner. Think the All Day Breakfast at Little Chef) Red Dead Redemption (check out the trailer here. This will be bigger than GTA IV) Ne-Yo (best dressed singer in R’n’B. What? That’s worth something) Fat Ben on The Apprentice (busting out of those ...
Behold! The Hecklerspray Eurovision 2009 Liveblog!
Here it is, the moment literally nobody on Earth has been waiting for - the Eurovision Song Contest 2009. This year, Eurovision is coming all the way from Moscow. We're not, by the way. We're sitting on a sofa in what appears to be a US military-approved stress position hammering away on a grossly underpowered laptop. But that's beside the point. Can the UK win Eurovision this year? No. No we can't. But join us back here at 8pm so we can all watch the spectacular failure together. The liveblog's ready for you after the jump, incidentally. What are you waiting for?
Here it is, the moment literally nobody on Earth has been waiting for - the Eurovision Song Contest 2009. This year, Eurovision is coming all the way from Moscow. We're not, by the way. We're sitting on a sofa in what appears to be a US military-approved stress position hammering away on a grossly underpowered laptop. But that's beside the point. Can the UK win Eurovision this year? No. No we can't. But join us back here at 8pm so we can all watch the spectacular failure together. The liveblog's ready for you after the jump, incidentally. What are you waiting for?
You People! Eurovision Liveblog Here! Tomorrow!
We may have mentioned this three or four billion times in the last three days, but when has that ever stopped us repeating ourselves? Tomorrow evening at 8pm we're going to be liveblogging the Eurovision Song Contest. Why? Because after taking a year off in 2008 we've apparently forgotten how utterly hellish it is to liveblog Eurovision. But that's not the point ...
We may have mentioned this three or four billion times in the last three days, but when has that ever stopped us repeating ourselves? Tomorrow evening at 8pm we're going to be liveblogging the Eurovision Song Contest. Why? Because after taking a year off in 2008 we've apparently forgotten how utterly hellish it is to liveblog Eurovision. But that's not the point ...
Eurovision 2009: Jade Ewen, UK
So this is it. It's been a while - a bit too much of a while, according to our weakened mindstate - but we've finally profiled all but one of the Eurovision entries this year. That leaves us with just one to do - for some poxy little island called 'the UK' - before our great big Eurovision 2009 liveblog. Tomorrow evening, at 8pm, we're going to be liveblogging the arse off the Eurovision Song Contest, either until it finishes or until we have a stress-related nosebleed. Don't bet against the latter. Anyway, our point is this - be there. So, finally, here is the Eurovision 2009 profile for Jade Ewen from the UK...
So this is it. It's been a while - a bit too much of a while, according to our weakened mindstate - but we've finally profiled all but one of the Eurovision entries this year. That leaves us with just one to do - for some poxy little island called 'the UK' - before our great big Eurovision 2009 liveblog. Tomorrow evening, at 8pm, we're going to be liveblogging the arse off the Eurovision Song Contest, either until it finishes or until we have a stress-related nosebleed. Don't bet against the latter. Anyway, our point is this - be there. So, finally, here is the Eurovision 2009 profile for Jade Ewen from the UK...
Eurovision 2009: Svetlana Loboda, Ukraine
Eurovision 2009 is only two days away now. It's exciting stuff, not least because it means all this is nearly finished. It's been a while, hasn't it? And, for the penultimate time, we'd like to remind you that we're going to be covering the Eurovision Song Contest live right here, this Saturday at 8pm. And if you do one thing this weekend, make sure you read it and comment and stuff. It's very important that you do, because otherwise we'll cry. And nobody wants to see that. But first, here's the Eurovision 2009 rundown for Svetlana Loboda from the Ukraine...
Eurovision 2009 is only two days away now. It's exciting stuff, not least because it means all this is nearly finished. It's been a while, hasn't it? And, for the penultimate time, we'd like to remind you that we're going to be covering the Eurovision Song Contest live right here, this Saturday at 8pm. And if you do one thing this weekend, make sure you read it and comment and stuff. It's very important that you do, because otherwise we'll cry. And nobody wants to see that. But first, here's the Eurovision 2009 rundown for Svetlana Loboda from the Ukraine...
Eurovision 2009: Hadise, Turkey
Two big pieces of Eurovision news for you today. First, there was a Eurovision semi-final yesterday. Who was eliminated? All sorts of crap, that's who. And so who went through to the final? Again, all sorts of crap. This is Eurovision, you dimwit. Our second piece of news is much better - we're liveblogging Eurovision on Saturday. Have we mentioned that already? Well tough, because we are. And you should probably read it on Saturday too. Because, let's face it, you'll have nothing better to do. Here's the Eurovision 2009 profile for Hadise, who'll be representing Turkey...
Two big pieces of Eurovision news for you today. First, there was a Eurovision semi-final yesterday. Who was eliminated? All sorts of crap, that's who. And so who went through to the final? Again, all sorts of crap. This is Eurovision, you dimwit. Our second piece of news is much better - we're liveblogging Eurovision on Saturday. Have we mentioned that already? Well tough, because we are. And you should probably read it on Saturday too. Because, let's face it, you'll have nothing better to do. Here's the Eurovision 2009 profile for Hadise, who'll be representing Turkey...
Eurovision 2009: Sweden & Switzerland
Have we mentioned that we're liveblogging the Eurovision Song Contest on Saturday? We are. Please come back then and validate us. Only on Saturday, mind you. We're not liveblogging any of those poncey Eurovision semi-finals. Especially not the one tonight, even though it could well be the last we'll see of either of today's participants. We refuse to liveblog that. You can watch it on TV if you like, just be aware that doing so makes you a gigantic nimrod if you do. Here's the Eurovision 2009 for Malena Ernman from Sweden and Lovebugs from Switzerland...
Have we mentioned that we're liveblogging the Eurovision Song Contest on Saturday? We are. Please come back then and validate us. Only on Saturday, mind you. We're not liveblogging any of those poncey Eurovision semi-finals. Especially not the one tonight, even though it could well be the last we'll see of either of today's participants. We refuse to liveblog that. You can watch it on TV if you like, just be aware that doing so makes you a gigantic nimrod if you do. Here's the Eurovision 2009 for Malena Ernman from Sweden and Lovebugs from Switzerland...
Eurovision 2009: Slovenia & Spain
This is it! This is actually it! This is actually Eurovision week. Finally. Finally. You'll be bored of these reminders by Saturday, but don't forget that we're liveblogging the Eurovision Song Contest this weekend, right here. We're doing it because we love you. And you love us too, right? You love us enough to stay in and comment on the liveblog, right? Because lord knows that we're pathetic enough for doing it in the first place. We don't want to be doing it alone. Here are the Eurovision 2009 profiles for Quartissimo and Martina Majerle from Slovenia and Soraya Arnelas from Spain...
This is it! This is actually it! This is actually Eurovision week. Finally. Finally. You'll be bored of these reminders by Saturday, but don't forget that we're liveblogging the Eurovision Song Contest this weekend, right here. We're doing it because we love you. And you love us too, right? You love us enough to stay in and comment on the liveblog, right? Because lord knows that we're pathetic enough for doing it in the first place. We don't want to be doing it alone. Here are the Eurovision 2009 profiles for Quartissimo and Martina Majerle from Slovenia and Soraya Arnelas from Spain...
