Etta James is so multitalented – she’s a singer, former heroin addict, compulsive eater – and she’s funny, too.
No, really. Etta James is funny. She is. She IS. Like, remember when Etta James launched into a spectacularly bitter diatribe about how much she hated Beyonce for performing at President Obama‘s inauguration ball instead of her? Turn out that Etta James was just telling a hilarious – if freakishly convincing – joke. Hilarious!
It just goes to show what a petty, massively untalented washed-up hasbeen that puke-stinking old hag Etta James is, doesn’t it? And Beyonce. And you. Only joking! Hey, we’re catching on!
