Articles tagged with: Etta James
Don’t Worry Beyonce, Etta James Was Just Being Amusing
Etta James is so multitalented - she's a singer, former heroin addict, compulsive eater - and she's funny, too. No, really. Etta James is funny. She is. She IS. Like, remember when Etta James launched into a spectacularly bitter diatribe about how much she hated Beyonce for performing at President Obama's inauguration ball instead of her? Turn out that Etta James was just telling a hilarious - if freakishly convincing - joke. Hilarious! It just goes to show what a petty, massively untalented washed-up hasbeen that puke-stinking old hag Etta James is, doesn't it? And Beyonce. And you. Only joking! Hey, we're catching on!
Etta James is so multitalented - she's a singer, former heroin addict, compulsive eater - and she's funny, too. No, really. Etta James is funny. She is. She IS. Like, remember when Etta James launched into a spectacularly bitter diatribe about how much she hated Beyonce for performing at President Obama's inauguration ball instead of her? Turn out that Etta James was just telling a hilarious - if freakishly convincing - joke. Hilarious! It just goes to show what a petty, massively untalented washed-up hasbeen that puke-stinking old hag Etta James is, doesn't it? And Beyonce. And you. Only joking! Hey, we're catching on!
Beyonce Vs Etta James: It’s On, Which Is Just Plain Weird
The most touching part of President Obama's inauguration ball was when Beyonce's nipples performed At Last. We've never seen nipple work like it. But while Barack Obama and the rest of the world were enchanted by Beyonce's flawless rendition, one person wasn't so keen - Etta James, the original performer of the song and the woman Beyonce played in Cadillac Records. Apparently Etta James was so infuriated by the performance that she told a concert audience that Beyonce's "gonna get her ass whupped." Unlikely - Etta James is an old woman, and whupping an ass of Beyonce's size would exhaust a professional cage fighter.
The most touching part of President Obama's inauguration ball was when Beyonce's nipples performed At Last. We've never seen nipple work like it. But while Barack Obama and the rest of the world were enchanted by Beyonce's flawless rendition, one person wasn't so keen - Etta James, the original performer of the song and the woman Beyonce played in Cadillac Records. Apparently Etta James was so infuriated by the performance that she told a concert audience that Beyonce's "gonna get her ass whupped." Unlikely - Etta James is an old woman, and whupping an ass of Beyonce's size would exhaust a professional cage fighter.
Beyonce To Make Movie About The Diet Coke Lady
If you had to describe Beyonce in a word, what would it be? Remember that 'big-thighed' doesn't count because it's technically two words.
We'd go with 'multi-talented'. Which, we know, is two words as well. We haven't thought this through. Anyway, Beyonce's staggering versatility has just been exercised again because, following her much-hyped turn in 1960s period musical Dreamgirls, Beyonce has decided to branch out and star in 1960s period musical Cadillac Records.
They're different, really they are. Mainly because Beyonce is a producer on Cadillac Records so she gets to make sure that nobody casts sodding Jennifer Hudson to steal all her thunder again.
