Here it comes – another massive dollop of Eurovision 2009 information. We’re so good to you.

But before we get into any of that – do you live in London? Do you know where the Scala is? Good, because on Friday there’s going to be a huge Eurovision preview party there, starring performers from Cyprus, Romania and Bulgaria. We suppose what we’re trying to say is get out of London on Friday.

Anyway, here’s the Eurovision 2009 rundown for Urban Symphony from Estonia…

Estonia · Urban Symphony, Rändajad

We couldn’t possibly do this song justice by ourselves. Luckily, Wikipedia is here with a perfectly clear thematic explanation: “Rändajad, with a remarkable oriental flame to it, tells a story of neverending journeys through the sand deserts, and points out the risks on the way.” So that’s that all cleared up then. What Wikipedia doesn’t divulge, though, is that Rändajad by Urban Symphony sounds like a rubbish Ford Mondeo advert from about six years ago. What’s more, Rändajad translates as ‘nomad’, which means that this is the second Eurovision song about travelling folk so far, and we’re only up to E. Honestly, Andrew Lloyd Webber must have wished that he’d written his song about a circus juggler now. On the plus side, the lead singer of Urban Symphony is very pretty and, once she’s stopped bleating on about gypsies, she’d probably make quite a good Pantene spokesperson.

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Here comes another helping of Eurovision betting odds, and you’d better be blimmin’ ready.

But you’re probably thinking ‘what use is the Eurovision Song Contest if the contestants can’t secure some long-lasting fame from it. What can they do to make this happen?’ And the answer is perfume. This week the Georgian Eurovision hopeful has launched her own line of perfumes to help ‘convey her inner essense’. Early reports suggest that it smells of pigshit and cabbages.

Here are the Eurovision betting odds for Estonia, with help from Paddy Power…

Estonia (pop. 1,408,566; a country in northern Europe): Kreisiraadio, Leto Svet

If you’re looking for the worst Eurovision entry of the year, look no further – it is Leto Svet by Kreisiraadio. It’s so bad that it’s almost impossible for us to describe it, but we’ll do our best. Leto Svet is a kind of boingy comedy Europop performed by what we imagine to be the Estonian Chuckle Brothers, one of whom looks like Jonathan Ross. The lyrics to Leto Svet are bad – “Who I am? Check please. My hostel ran out of gas. My gas ran out. Two double piece of chocolate cake. Enough of green beans! Enough (sick)!” – but the toe-curling slapstick choreography is far, far worse. If you want to know what hell sounds like, watch the video above. But only do so knowing that one of the singers is a respected TV presenter, a former member of parliament and a man who was recently awarded the rank of junior lieutenant by the President of the Republic of Estonia. Terrifying. Current Eurovision betting odds – 33/1

Tomorrow: Finland! But if that’s too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to the Paddy Power Eurovision betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.