The battle of modern Britain’s intellectual heavyweights is underway on Twitter at the moment, as the cast of human zoo The Only Way is Essex are squaring off against QPR captain, and Mario Balotelli impersonator, Joey Barton.
Joey took to Twitter earlier in the week to announce that he’d attended the launch party of the new Call of Duty game, a party that was also attended by the TOWIE cast.
Whilst most people would be content to just stand in a corner, making the most of the free booze, slagging off the permatanned primadonnas amongst the comfortable surroundings of a group of close mates, the controversial footballer decided to take to the net to speak his mind.
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The telephone is one of the world’s greatest inventions. Whether you’re trying to find out what’s for dinner or tap into the private conversations of your love-rat partner, a telephone is a hugely useful tool.
Let’s also consider the use of mobile telephones. You can check your Facebook status, make everyone aware of your location using your Foursquare account or tweet your mobile number to a make-up artist.
Let’s be quite clear though, tweeting your mobile number into a forum where it can be seen by anyone with eyes isn’t a mistake in itself and we’re not here to criticise anyone that does it. It’s so simple to accidentally transmit your mobile number or upload a picture of yourself in the skud without even knowing you’ve done it.
Still, that doesn’t mean gossip sites will be forgiving when it comes to the publication of it and we’ve got it over the jump.
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You really think you have the energy to hear this? Sure about that, are we? Let’s just take this slow, just in case. Let’s not get lodged inside something dark and unyielding and then regret it afterwards (Extract from Antony Costa’s Bedroom Memoirs, 2008) So. Katie Price has written another book.
You should know the drill by now, because of that time you accidently walked into a Newsagents and bought Heat Magazine regularly for two years. Just in case you don’t – here’s the situation we’re facing. After having had some sex with Dane Bowers, Peter Andre, Katie Waissel, and most recently a hired homosexual gentleman – Katie Price’s career as a businesswoman was for some reason being somewhat overlooked. It was then that Katie discovered her greatest talent – ringing someone up and asking them to write a book for her. A great author was born (but that’s not relevant).
Today saw the launch of Katie’s latest literary delight in the shape of ‘The Comeback Girl’. A story about something, or other. Pssh. Bloody pretentious Pulitzer fodder, if you ask us.
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If you’ve ever travelled to America, you’ll notice a substantial amount of differences between itself and the UK.
For example, America has countless fast food joints on every corner whilst in the UK we have endless tea rooms where hungry folk can feast upon scones, chocolate eclairs and the finest English cup of imported Indian tea. There’s also the weather, healthcare issues and America’s persistence of being the only nation in the world to really care about basketball, baseball and ice hockey.
There’s also the grand scale of parties the two nations throw. On the west coast of America, countless film premieres are thrown to celebrate the launch of box office hits. On the east coast, playerz like Jay-Z and P Diddy launch countless products including aftershave, clothing and toilet neutraliser. In the UK, the best we can muster is a rented room in the local church. Part time lesbian Lindsay Lohan got to experience this first hand when she arrived at Faces nightclub in Essex.
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