First the good news – there’s a Grey’s Anatomy sex tape. Now the bad news – it stars nobody you’ve ever heard of.
Unless you watch Grey’s Anatomy, that is. In which case you have our sympathies. Anyway, this Grey’s Anatomy sex tape stars none other than Eric Dane, who apparently plays someone called Mark Sloan, along with his wife and a former Miss United States Teen winner.
However, don’t get your hopes up too much, because everyone in the sex tape is too mumbling to themselves on drugs to actually have any sex. Also, his wife is sort of ugly.
