Eoghan Quigg - HecklerSpray

X Factor Review, Week 4: The Deathly Hallows Part 1

August 5th, 2012 By Sophie Hall

So, ITV1 have given all their money away to wife beaters and rapists. This is the new way. As such, this essentially means you have to watch X Factor twice, because they can't afford to make any new TV programmes. Thank god Kelly Rowland agreed to work overtime due to how much she believes in music. (Cocaine.)

Talk Talk have given stop-frame animation a go and simultaneously ired the entire board of the Academy Awards as a result.

This week we are visiting MANCHESTER. Although the show isn't in chronological order or anything, so basically we're just looking? at the bits they filmed in Manchester. Or at least ITV1?s edited version of Manchester, which involves a lot of day-glo and mystical interchangeable skies, apparently. Or Hogwarts, if you will. Due to the fact that ITV1 are not culturally familiar with the ’80s ‘Madchester’ scene, we must settle for gratuitous tracking shots of Selfridges over and over to fully understand where we are. Come to think of it, the true meaning of Manchester probably is ?18 lip gloss.

George Sampson v Eoghan Quigg: Worst Feud Ever

April 13th, 2009 By Matthew Laidlow

Since the dawn of time, there have always been rifts between different groups of people.

Do-gooders like Bono want us to simply get along, but no-one will listen. Over the year?s battles between the east and west coast, cowboys & Indians and The Pope v The Gays have grabbed media attention and divided people?s opinions.

One argument we never expected to see was between the spewed-up creatures of Simon Cowell?s pet projects Britain?s Got Talent and X Factor. We thought that all the creations of the show lived in peace and harmony where they constantly lick each other’s bumholes and applauded each other. Guess something went wrong as the gloves are off between Sampson and Quigg.

X Factor: Annoying Eoghan Set To Release Album Horribly Soon

March 25th, 2009 By Matthew Laidlow

X Factor 2008 was the best so far for over the top and emotional stories.

From the traditional ?I'm doing this for my dead zebra Fifi? stories to ?If I don't win, the Mafia will kill my family?, they were all there. However, nothing was more physically annoying than Irish leprechaun Eoghan Quigg.

As some of you may remember, Eoghan Quigg didn't actually win Karaoke Factor in 2008. Sadly, he came third in the competition and lost out to boy band JLS and the eventual winner Leona Lewis #2. But that’s not stopping him from getting his album out first.

It's The X Factor Final Countdown! Eoghan Quigg

March 25th, 2009 By Matthew Laidlow

Not long now kids. Soon you\’ll be able to smash down the door of your local record shop to buy the sound of the X Factor winner destroying Leonard Cohen?s Hallelujah.

So who will be the next person to launch a singing career that will make some industry types richer? We've already had a look at how JLS will fare, but today we take a look at one of the more colourful characters of the show.

Here?s the X Factor recap for Eoghan Quigg.