This is turning out to be quite the week for Lindsay Lohan. First she lands a film role and now this?
It’s a miracle. You see, in an interview with Entertainment Tonight, Lindsay Lohan claims that she doesn’t have any problems with drugs or alcohol or prescription medication. And that’s great. It means that, instead of being an almost-unemployable actress whose life has been ruined by an addiction to drugs and alcohol, Lindsay Lohan is simply an almost-unemployable whose life has been ruined by the fact that she’s just a bit of a wanker. That’s much better.
We can’t wait to see where this sudden upswing will take Lindsay Lohan next. Maybe she’ll mend her broken relationship with her father. Maybe she’ll find true love again. Maybe she’ll be able to walk in a straight line for more than five yards without toppling over like a gruesome wino. The sky’s the limit!
