Articles tagged with: Entertainer
Kenny Chesney is The Most Entertaining Cowboy In History
You know what we like in an entertainer? The wild hope that wearing a big hat will cover for an overwhelming lack of charisma. And we're not the only ones, because Kenny Chesney - a man with a big hat and hardly any charisma - has just won the CMA Entertainer Of The Year award for the fourth time in five years, making him officially the most entertaining country singer ever born. Except for Garth Brooks. He's equally entertaining. This must count as one of Kenny Chesney's proudest moments. Now he can look back on all the other country singers of the past and know he's more entertaining than them. He's more entertaining than Billy Shooter, Old Jeb Clovercleb, Whistlin' Jimmy McFormaldahide, Redeyes O'Murderer and even, in a controversial twist, Barefoot Bobby And The Pregnant Mistakes. Congratulations, Kenny Chesney. You earnt this.
You know what we like in an entertainer? The wild hope that wearing a big hat will cover for an overwhelming lack of charisma. And we're not the only ones, because Kenny Chesney - a man with a big hat and hardly any charisma - has just won the CMA Entertainer Of The Year award for the fourth time in five years, making him officially the most entertaining country singer ever born. Except for Garth Brooks. He's equally entertaining. This must count as one of Kenny Chesney's proudest moments. Now he can look back on all the other country singers of the past and know he's more entertaining than them. He's more entertaining than Billy Shooter, Old Jeb Clovercleb, Whistlin' Jimmy McFormaldahide, Redeyes O'Murderer and even, in a controversial twist, Barefoot Bobby And The Pregnant Mistakes. Congratulations, Kenny Chesney. You earnt this.
