The good and not so good.
Folded:
- The Road (not out in the UK until next year, but here is an early review because we can)
- Also coming next year: a game with hats (about time)
- Busting X Factor (vote for Jedward. They’ll win and the whole show will implode)
- Speeding (you might be able to. You are a doctor, right?)
- Emmanuelle Chriqui (hotter than Megan Fox, mainly because, unlike Fox, she doesn’t wear more make-up than your mother)
Creased:
- The singing guy who rips our ears out before, during and after every episode of Scrubs on E4 (we’re not the only ones)
- Jordan’s face (was never normal, but now she looks like Peter Weller, minus helmet, in Robocop)
- Remember Indy surviving a nuclear blast by hiding in a fridge? Want to recreate that mess in your bedroom for $175? (Here you go)
- The airport level in Modern Warfare 2 (Brooker has written about it and, as usual, he’s spot on)
- Rain (damn it, give us a rest will you?!)
