Articles tagged with: Emma Watson
Emma Watson Gets Her Knickers Out, Won’t Shut Up About It
Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince is released next week, and it's a hugely important film in the series. No, not because of the drama. And not because of Hermione and Ron's developing romance. It's because, finally, Emma Watson is legitimately old enough for grotty old perverts to drool over her every time she accidentally flashes a portion of her knickers for a millisecond in public. Which she did this week at the Harry Potter premiere, in fact. But still, it was a one-off mistake and every has moved on from... what? Emma Watson is still talking about it? Yeesh.
Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince is released next week, and it's a hugely important film in the series. No, not because of the drama. And not because of Hermione and Ron's developing romance. It's because, finally, Emma Watson is legitimately old enough for grotty old perverts to drool over her every time she accidentally flashes a portion of her knickers for a millisecond in public. Which she did this week at the Harry Potter premiere, in fact. But still, it was a one-off mistake and every has moved on from... what? Emma Watson is still talking about it? Yeesh.
Emma Watson Likes To Pretend She’s Not Filthy Rich
Emma Watson could totally be richer than the Queen - but she would have no idea, as it's been a hot minute since she counted out all the coppers in her extra-large piggy bank. The Harry Potter actress was recently allowed access to her fortune and so we would advise her to get the floors of her home reinforced at this point. A net worth of around £10 million, when all saved in coppers, has got to weigh as much as a small elephant.
Emma Watson could totally be richer than the Queen - but she would have no idea, as it's been a hot minute since she counted out all the coppers in her extra-large piggy bank. The Harry Potter actress was recently allowed access to her fortune and so we would advise her to get the floors of her home reinforced at this point. A net worth of around £10 million, when all saved in coppers, has got to weigh as much as a small elephant.
Emma Watson Wants To Get Naked Really Jolly Soon
When Emma Watson made her first Harry Potter movie, she was just a helpless slip of a girl. But now? Now Emma Watson is a woman, with a woman's body. Yes, now she's all grown up, Emma Watson is proud woman in possession of a full set of boobs and, if we hear correctly, a properly-functioning bottom. And she'd like nothing more than to show you. Observing Daniel Radcliffe's critical acclaim after appearing nude in Equus, Emma Watson has decided that she'd quite like to get naked, too. But only if it's artistic and integral to the plot. Or slapdash and gratuitous. She's not really bothered.
When Emma Watson made her first Harry Potter movie, she was just a helpless slip of a girl. But now? Now Emma Watson is a woman, with a woman's body. Yes, now she's all grown up, Emma Watson is proud woman in possession of a full set of boobs and, if we hear correctly, a properly-functioning bottom. And she'd like nothing more than to show you. Observing Daniel Radcliffe's critical acclaim after appearing nude in Equus, Emma Watson has decided that she'd quite like to get naked, too. But only if it's artistic and integral to the plot. Or slapdash and gratuitous. She's not really bothered.
Hermione Granger Turns 18, Gets Her Knickers Out
Harry Potter stars aren't exactly brilliant at concealing their modesty, are they? First Daniel Radcliffe decided to get naked for a play about a mental kid who stabs horses in the eyes, and now Emma Watson's at it as well. To be fair, Emma Watson hasn't waggled her penis around in front of a paying audience at the behest of a frightening imaginary horse-God, but she did show everyone her knickers getting out of a car at her 18th birthday party. Which is sort of the same thing. Which is all well and good - getting your pants out for the paparazzi is as much a part of being a celebrity these days as complaining about the paparazzi taking pictures of your pants - but we have our concerns. If Emma Watson's pantyflash gives Ron Weasley any ideas about public nudity, then we're quite prepared to corkscrew our own eyes out now to protect our fragile minds.
Harry Potter stars aren't exactly brilliant at concealing their modesty, are they? First Daniel Radcliffe decided to get naked for a play about a mental kid who stabs horses in the eyes, and now Emma Watson's at it as well. To be fair, Emma Watson hasn't waggled her penis around in front of a paying audience at the behest of a frightening imaginary horse-God, but she did show everyone her knickers getting out of a car at her 18th birthday party. Which is sort of the same thing. Which is all well and good - getting your pants out for the paparazzi is as much a part of being a celebrity these days as complaining about the paparazzi taking pictures of your pants - but we have our concerns. If Emma Watson's pantyflash gives Ron Weasley any ideas about public nudity, then we're quite prepared to corkscrew our own eyes out now to protect our fragile minds.
Johnny Borrell & Hermione Granger A Couple? YEEURCH!
Emma Watson, who plays Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter films, might be romantically involved with Johnny Borrell from Razorlight.
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Emma Watson might be doing it with Johnny Borrell.
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