Articles tagged with: Eminem
Eminem Vs Mariah Carey: The Next Interminable Round
It's becoming clear that Eminem and Mariah Carey are the Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor of pop. No, wait, that's wrong. We meant to say that Eminem and Mariah Carey are the honking, toothless, meth-addicted, redneck, laundry-airing Jerry Springer guests of pop. Yes, that's better. So far, Eminem wrote a song about having sex with Mariah Carey, then Mariah Carey wrote a song calling Eminem obsessed, and now Eminem has written a song threatening to release voicemails and nude pictures of Mariah. Coming soon, Mariah says that Eminem runs like a girl and has fleas and wets the bed. IDST.
It's becoming clear that Eminem and Mariah Carey are the Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor of pop. No, wait, that's wrong. We meant to say that Eminem and Mariah Carey are the honking, toothless, meth-addicted, redneck, laundry-airing Jerry Springer guests of pop. Yes, that's better. So far, Eminem wrote a song about having sex with Mariah Carey, then Mariah Carey wrote a song calling Eminem obsessed, and now Eminem has written a song threatening to release voicemails and nude pictures of Mariah. Coming soon, Mariah says that Eminem runs like a girl and has fleas and wets the bed. IDST.
Mariah Carey Becomes A Man For Eminem
Hecklerspray truly believes there will come a day when we'll wake up and stand on a conveyor belt. First we'll slide past the pee station, then we'll brush our teeth, we'll choose a daily gender and then we'll probably eat some porridge that a robot made for us. Perhaps the pee station should be after the gender changing one - it'd be more convenient that way if we're too tired to pull down our pants after being girls the day before. Until that day, everyone except Mariah Carey'll just have to live with what God or scalpel has given us.
Hecklerspray truly believes there will come a day when we'll wake up and stand on a conveyor belt. First we'll slide past the pee station, then we'll brush our teeth, we'll choose a daily gender and then we'll probably eat some porridge that a robot made for us. Perhaps the pee station should be after the gender changing one - it'd be more convenient that way if we're too tired to pull down our pants after being girls the day before. Until that day, everyone except Mariah Carey'll just have to live with what God or scalpel has given us.
Bruno Lands in Eminem’s Lap: People Are Shocked It’s Staged
The MTV Movie Awards are fertile ground for hecklerspray-baiting tosh to do the rounds, though sometimes it is a bit like shooting fish in a barrel. From extreme close range. With a bazooka. Nevertheless, the tween ceremony which has produced an average of one genuine laugh per every three years - not a bad statistic - has a new notch on the bedpost where they can proudly boast 'we made a website that doesn't like Robert Pattison laugh. A bit'. Why? Well: Sacha Baron Cohen's gay Austrian fashion journalist creation, Bruno, landed half-naked in the lap of Marshall Mathers' gay-disliking American irritant/rapper, Eminem. That's a lot of bold.
The MTV Movie Awards are fertile ground for hecklerspray-baiting tosh to do the rounds, though sometimes it is a bit like shooting fish in a barrel. From extreme close range. With a bazooka. Nevertheless, the tween ceremony which has produced an average of one genuine laugh per every three years - not a bad statistic - has a new notch on the bedpost where they can proudly boast 'we made a website that doesn't like Robert Pattison laugh. A bit'. Why? Well: Sacha Baron Cohen's gay Austrian fashion journalist creation, Bruno, landed half-naked in the lap of Marshall Mathers' gay-disliking American irritant/rapper, Eminem. That's a lot of bold.
Eminem: Lose Yourself, Lost Us
Remember when yappy-voiced rapper Eminem yelled at us to “lose yourself” in isn’t-life-tough-in-trailer-trash-rappy-land film 8 Mile? Sorry if you were inspired at the time to put on some baggy trousers, spit some phat lyrics and mug a pensioner, because it turns out Eminem wasn’t just talking about losing yourself in the magic of urban music. Four years after the film in question, Eminem is back and has revealed that he was in the grip of drug and alcohol addiction at the time. Lose yourself indeed, Nemmy! Perhaps you lost yourself after a night out on vodka and disco biscuits, forced to sell one of your blingin’ necklaces to a cab driver in exchange for a wide-eyed lift home? Or maybe you lost yourself in a bucket ‘o crack at a squat party. Either way, Eminem, this is all most disappointing.
Remember when yappy-voiced rapper Eminem yelled at us to “lose yourself” in isn’t-life-tough-in-trailer-trash-rappy-land film 8 Mile? Sorry if you were inspired at the time to put on some baggy trousers, spit some phat lyrics and mug a pensioner, because it turns out Eminem wasn’t just talking about losing yourself in the magic of urban music. Four years after the film in question, Eminem is back and has revealed that he was in the grip of drug and alcohol addiction at the time. Lose yourself indeed, Nemmy! Perhaps you lost yourself after a night out on vodka and disco biscuits, forced to sell one of your blingin’ necklaces to a cab driver in exchange for a wide-eyed lift home? Or maybe you lost yourself in a bucket ‘o crack at a squat party. Either way, Eminem, this is all most disappointing.
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The Greatest Movie Performances By Pop Stars Ever!
Here's a guest blog by Josh out of Interestment... Contrary to what your destroyed and embittered careers advisor screamed into your face - flecks of saliva spattering your cheeks - becoming an actor isn’t just a hobby, it’s a job. Just look what happens when non-actors like Britney Spears, Mariah Carey and Whitney Houston give it a bash – they ruin films. Completely ruin them. And yet, while those three were totally rubbish, every once in a while a marvelous young pop star will come along and blow our minds. Here are four great singers/actors…
Here's a guest blog by Josh out of Interestment... Contrary to what your destroyed and embittered careers advisor screamed into your face - flecks of saliva spattering your cheeks - becoming an actor isn’t just a hobby, it’s a job. Just look what happens when non-actors like Britney Spears, Mariah Carey and Whitney Houston give it a bash – they ruin films. Completely ruin them. And yet, while those three were totally rubbish, every once in a while a marvelous young pop star will come along and blow our minds. Here are four great singers/actors…
Eminem Was Almost In Jumper, Apparently
You've probably seen trailers for Jumper - the new dimension-leaping movie starring Darth Vader and Billy Elliot - and you've probably decided not to go and see it because it looks hopeless.
But ask yourself this: would you have gone to see Jumper if the Hayden Christensen role was played by Eminem?
No. No you probably wouldn't. But that didn't stop Eminem from having discussions with director Doug Liman about starring as the lead in Jumper in the preproduction stages. Although it's impossible to tell what Jumper would have been like if it had Eminem in it, we're guessing that it probably would have been reset in Detroit and been about a plucky wannabe rapper instead of Darth Vader driving buses through a desert.
