That kind of makes it sound like they were flying the plane themselves; they weren’t, but feel free to imagine they were.

Hecklerspray imagines that they were flying the plane because the pilot got so shocked, being in the company of their overwhelming sexiness, that he had a heart-attack and, as they were the only two on board, Brad the slightly more male, Brad is forced to take the wheel, looking sexy as he does so, whilst Angelina tries to regain her composure, looking sexy as she does so.

Then, as they realise they literally have no idea how to fly a plane, hurtling toward a mountain peak, they rip each others clothes off and synchronise their climaxes with the horrific explosion.

But no; it were just a swollen ankle injury that got ’swollener’ in the sky.

A source, with the vocabulary of your average Guy Ritchie character, told Life & Style magazine:

“Her legs were swelling and she was getting really wobbly and starting to feel sick. Jolie insisted they continue on to LA, so she could see her own doctor. At first she thought it was just a twisted ankle or something. But everyone was worried because of the pregnancy and previous problems she’s had with leg swelling.”

Angelina has reportedly been swimming in a slightly acidic pool of health worries since her fallopians hosted the annual egg and spoon race. She has since agreed to treatment on the advice of her “medical team”.

The source then confirmed, to any doubters out there, that Brad Pitt was genuinely worried about his pregnant wife’s frightening pain:

“Angelina didn’t want to take any chances, and everyone agreed. Brad was really worried.”

Bet you thought he was laughing at her, didn’t you? Pointing and mocking, prodding her swollen body, then lighting a cigarette and putting it out on her eyes, looking damn sexy throughout.

But no, he was just ‘really worried’.

Everything seems fine now.

Read More – Angelina Jolie Flown to LA Over Health Fears – EW