Here, have a guest blog by Josh from Interestment…

There was a time, probably in the 1980s and 1990s, when having a celebrity girlfriend would make you the coolest guy in the world.

After all, look at famous people ? they're so wealthy, so demure, their hair is so light and feathery. And how about the way they smell! Is that Chanel No 5? Probably, we wouldn't know, because we're just rubbish normal people. We wear Lynx.

What great days, but unfortunately times have changed, and the lines between famous people and normal people have now completely blurred, meaning that even former pop stars like Kerry Katona can date cab drivers, and all the money in the world can't possibly help that poor sneery one from Girls Aloud. With that in mind, we thought we?d outline some famous people we wouldn't go out with, even if they were really really keen on us…