Articles tagged with: Elvis
Lisa Marie Presley Politely Introduces Her New Children To Elvis’ Super-Dead Ghost
If you were Elvis, and you were dead but all these fantastic songs kept popping into your head and you just had to let the public hear them, you'd probably possess the body of your chunky daughter to get the job done. And while you inhabited that body you'd probably use its hands to wipe away all the sweat you didn't know your little girl had to deal with every time she ate. Like father like daughter. When you weren't wiping away the sweat, though, you'd use her hands to record the most incredible music the world has ever known. hecklerspray's theory is that this is where we got Lisa Marie's two solo records from. That's why they're written so impeccably from the perspective of someone who died from a severe over-consumption of hotdogs and chocolate cake. Think about it. But speaking of Elvis' ghost - Lisa Marie still speaks to Elvis' ghost. Isn't that interesting? We have their recent summed up conversation for you on the next page.
If you were Elvis, and you were dead but all these fantastic songs kept popping into your head and you just had to let the public hear them, you'd probably possess the body of your chunky daughter to get the job done. And while you inhabited that body you'd probably use its hands to wipe away all the sweat you didn't know your little girl had to deal with every time she ate. Like father like daughter. When you weren't wiping away the sweat, though, you'd use her hands to record the most incredible music the world has ever known. hecklerspray's theory is that this is where we got Lisa Marie's two solo records from. That's why they're written so impeccably from the perspective of someone who died from a severe over-consumption of hotdogs and chocolate cake. Think about it. But speaking of Elvis' ghost - Lisa Marie still speaks to Elvis' ghost. Isn't that interesting? We have their recent summed up conversation for you on the next page.
Old/New 1972 Elvis Photos Lost/Found
Everyone knows that Elvis is dead. We think it's because he fell off a train or something. He was fumbling for a twinkie and grabbed way past his point of balance. He glided for a few feet with his jumpsuit wings, but he wasn't good at steering and smashed into a light post. Over the next five minutes his neck was snapped in two. Not from the train - he was just gliding really slow. If you didn't already know, we're sorry to have to break it to you. The king is dead. Don't worry though because he lives on in pictures. New pictures. That's right - brand new pics of the king have emerged. They may or may not have titles like Elvis: Sweating With Resolve, Elvis Picking Things Off His Skin or Elvis Gliding Into A Lamp Post/Goodbye Elvis. That last one we find offensive. Careful how you name stuff, photographer.
Everyone knows that Elvis is dead. We think it's because he fell off a train or something. He was fumbling for a twinkie and grabbed way past his point of balance. He glided for a few feet with his jumpsuit wings, but he wasn't good at steering and smashed into a light post. Over the next five minutes his neck was snapped in two. Not from the train - he was just gliding really slow. If you didn't already know, we're sorry to have to break it to you. The king is dead. Don't worry though because he lives on in pictures. New pictures. That's right - brand new pics of the king have emerged. They may or may not have titles like Elvis: Sweating With Resolve, Elvis Picking Things Off His Skin or Elvis Gliding Into A Lamp Post/Goodbye Elvis. That last one we find offensive. Careful how you name stuff, photographer.
