How much do you like Marilyn Monroe? Enough to watch some of her films more than once? Enough to dress like her?
No? You like Marilyn Monroe more than that? Enough to spend the rest of time slowly decomposing inches away from her manky old corpse? No? You like Marilyn Monroe enough to pay $4.6 million so that you can decompose next to her?
Then you, sir, are a creepy old nutjob. And, since the winner of an eBay auction for that exact thing has just backed out, it could still be yours! What a result! What a creepy, creepy result.
