Oh Dancing On Ice, how could you do this to us? First you get rid of Todd Carty and now Eller Hanley too?
Ellery Hanley was voted off Dancing On Ice last night, and for a very good reason – although he could easily beat you in a fight, his ice skating is dreadful. To be fair, Ellery’s routine last night to Come On Eileen had some good points. It’s just that none of them happened to include ice skating. Truly, the man was awful.
So, Ellery Hanley’s out, but here’s the Dancing On Ice rundown for Melinda Messenger and Donal MacIntyre…
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You know, the more we think about it, the more annoyed we are that Dancing On Ice got rid of Todd Carty on Sunday.
Because, really, what fun is left to be had from Dancing On Ice now? The opening Torvill And Dean dance number? Um, no. The catty banter between the judges? We’d rather be smashed in the face with a hammer. The distant possibility that Donal MacIntrye is going to scar his face really quite badly? Oh yes. That.
So here’s our Dancing On Ice rundown for Ellery Hanley and Roxanne Pallett…
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Our Sunday evenings won’t be the same anymore – we won’t have to hear a whiny bloke moan about his ankle any more.
That’s right, Michael Underwood is out of Dancing On Ice. We think we know why, too – and it has nothing to do with his Dancing On Ice routine to Kiss last night, either. No, the reason is because Michael managed to drop his partner on her face during rehearsals yesterday. Break your own bones, that’s fine, but trying to break someone else’s and you’re out, sunshine.
So, with Michael Underwood gone, here’s our Dancing On Ice rundown for Donal MacIntyre and Ellery Hanley…
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It’s day three of our epic, nearly three-month look at this year’s Dancing On Ice, and we’re already bored with it. Anyone want to swap jobs?
No, we’ll make it. We’ll be fine. We just need to wait for the patented Dancing On Ice theme nights to kick in and we’ll be OK. We’re excited to see which themes Dancing On Ice picks – personally we’ve got our fingers crossed for a Prog Rock Night and an Everybody Skates While Crippled With Polio Night. Exciting!
Anyway, on with the Dancing On Ice rundown – today, Michael Underwood, Roxanne Pallett and Ellery Hanley…
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Oh Dancing On Ice, how could you do this to us? First you get rid of Todd Carty and now Eller Hanley too?
