Celebrities are rebels, we don’t need to tell you that. You’ve seen them, with their breast augmentations and their drugs parties – sticking two fingers up at convention.
We’re used to their madness. Or, at least, we were used to their madness. This summer has unleashed a whole new crop of famous rebels, collectively known as ‘the women who refuse to get ugly’.
Most of them have burst into their 40s or thereabouts daring to still be completely sexually attractive. Unheard of in years gone by. But there they are, with their “bikini bodies” – which, by the way, are much more palatable and less revolting than your standard “evening gown bodies” – refusing to go away quietly and slowly lose their looks, before surfacing as a freedom fighter, in the manner of hideous old women like Joanna Lumley and Bridget Bardot.
Here are the four most appalling offenders…
