You know what’d clear up this mess in the Middle East? A single gun-toting maniac named Thug who runs around everywhere shooting every single person he sees square in the face.
And finally that’s what we’ve got, in the form of Elite Forces: Afghan. Elite Forces: Afghan is a shoot ‘em up so preposterous in its rampant patriotic bullishness that you can’t help but fall in love with it just a little bit. All you do is run around shooting as many baddies as you can see and saving the world. We’ve only played the first few levels of Elite Forces: Afghan, so we don’t know how realistic it is in the long term. By which we mean we don’t know if it’ll last forever with and have no clear winner. That was satire.
