Are you a girl who suffers from a counterfactual over-estimation of your own physical attractiveness? You are?
Then you’d better sit down. George Clooney is taken. Yes, again. Yesterday at the Venice Film Festival, George Clooney turned up to the premiere of his new movie with Elisabetta Canalis, his new Italian girlfriend. In a speedboat. Which, to be fair, is about as George Clooney as you can get. Unless he was mixing a cocktail and smugly chortling about how brilliant it is to be him at the same time. Which he probably was.
Anyway, Elisabetta Canalis. Don’t bother memorising it.
