Nicole Kidman: Transsexual Nicole Kidman has made flops for five years, so now she's going to change that - by making a film about Nicole Kidman's penis. According to reports, Nicole Kidman has signed up to play Einar Wegener - the world's first male-to-female post-op transsexual - in a movie adaptation of the novel The Danish Girl. It sounds like playing Wegener could be the biggest gamble of Nicole Kidman's career, but we're certain that she'll cope with it. Why? Two reasons. Firstly, Nicole Kidman's face is now so unsettlingly immobile that at least if she has a penis flapping about between her legs we'll be able to know when she's sexually aroused, which is one more identifiable emotion than she's been able to convincingly deliver recently. Secondly, Nicole Kidman knows about getting your dick removed - she did get divorced from Tom Cruise, remember.